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To: Sybeck1
This story has it all.

This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time.
27 posted on 04/22/2005 6:02:20 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Makes you think of the perfect country and western song.

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison....

36 posted on 04/22/2005 6:04:45 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

You left out "amnesia" and "seizures".


40 posted on 04/22/2005 6:05:46 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

LMAO!


46 posted on 04/22/2005 6:07:45 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

I sense a country and western song coming on ........


57 posted on 04/22/2005 6:12:34 AM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

You are so bad (but I'm laughing my butt off.)


80 posted on 04/22/2005 6:22:11 AM PDT by elli1
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Only thing missing is a train whistle.


84 posted on 04/22/2005 6:25:40 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
This story has it all. Rednecs A trailer Rednecks drinking Redneck siblings knocking boots Redneck siblings knocking boots even after an officer tells them to stop A cancer diagnosis This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time.

There's a Grammy winner CW song in those words somewhere.............

87 posted on 04/22/2005 6:26:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Entrepreneurs find a need and fill it. Politicians create a need and fill it........)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

"This story has it all."

Not really, no trains, no pickup trucks, or at least one pit bull. It could also been enhanced had one of the officers been injured triping over a refrigerator or other appliance on the front porch.


90 posted on 04/22/2005 6:26:52 AM PDT by DugwayDuke
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Reflecting, you missed one (or two) other points:

Alabama Brother, Sister Arrested for Incest Mother Turned-In Siblings After Allegedly Catching Them Having Sex

TRAFFORD, Ala. (April 20) - A brother and sister were arrested on felony incest charges after the man's wife called sheriff's deputies

This family tree is twisted beyond comprehension. Pinging Quantum Physics experts...

94 posted on 04/22/2005 6:28:16 AM PDT by elli1
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
This story has it all.

Nope, there's no mention of trains, Mama, prison and pickup-trucks.

105 posted on 04/22/2005 6:33:34 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

I'm sure there is a Country Western song in there somewhere.


116 posted on 04/22/2005 6:37:18 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Salvation is more than an experience and a Prayer it is a life changing event.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

"This story has it all.

Rednecs
A trailer
Rednecks drinking
Redneck siblings knocking boots
Redneck siblings knocking boots even after an officer tells them to stop
A cancer diagnosis
This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time."

David Alan Coe should jump all over this!

I was drunk
the day my sister
got outta prison...


143 posted on 04/22/2005 6:50:20 AM PDT by ryan71 (Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
"This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time."

There's got to be a country song there too...

"We were drunk the day, I nailed my younger sister.
But the cops can wait, cause I don't give a damn.
I'm going out crazy because I know I have the cancer.
Sister, thank you very much again, yes ma'am.

149 posted on 04/22/2005 6:54:34 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
This story has it all. * Rednecs * A trailer * Rednecks drinking * Redneck siblings knocking boots * Redneck siblings knocking boots even after an officer tells them to stop * A cancer diagnosis This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time.

Calling Jerry Springer.......

167 posted on 04/22/2005 7:02:46 AM PDT by Radioactive (I'm on the radio..so I'm radioactive)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Finally something to knock Michael Jackson out of the news ... not!
180 posted on 04/22/2005 7:14:56 AM PDT by meatloaf
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
This story has it all....Rednecs....A trailer...etc etc etc"

I was going to observe that there was no dog ...

...then I saw the sisters picture further down!!!!!

So...yup...Country Song material!!! *LOL*!!

216 posted on 04/22/2005 10:55:44 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (The Flogging Will Continue Until Morale Improves)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost
Rednecs

How do we know they are rednecks. They could be of another shade and it would be just as credible.

225 posted on 04/22/2005 1:59:32 PM PDT by El Gato (Activist Judges can twist the Constitution into anything they want ... or so they think.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

You rule!


228 posted on 04/22/2005 2:48:40 PM PDT by Xenalyte (It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
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