Another cat security job: Since the late 1970's there has been a refuge for cats behind the Peace Tower on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, Canada. Shaped like two miniature Parliament buildings, the cat houses provide shelter for about ten to twenty cats. Each cat has its own bowl which they eat from twice a day. Every two metres there are miniscule round-shaped windows which the adorable cats climb out of every morning, eager to be fed. Recently, the local citizens banded together to pay for vet care and food. They figured that the cats bring in at least as many tourists to the Hill as the lying sacks of liberal crap in residence there.
Your last line is great. LOL.