This oughta help, huh fellers?
1 posted on
04/21/2005 11:30:56 AM PDT by
pissant
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To: pissant
'Scuse me while I go hurl.....
2 posted on
04/21/2005 11:33:02 AM PDT by
NRA1995
("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
To: pissant
Sure will. I'll get right on this...as soon as the game's over.
3 posted on
04/21/2005 11:33:20 AM PDT by
beeler
("When you’re running down my country, Hoss you’re walking on the fighting side of me.")
To: Dashing Dasher
4 posted on
04/21/2005 11:33:39 AM PDT by
pissant
(Fishing is a man's sport!)
To: pissant
#7. Eliminate homophobia (the fear of being close to someone of the same gender as oneself) with the men in your life. Homophobia perpetuates confusion that closeness and sex are the same thing (they are not the same). It prevents men from having close relationships with each other. Taking turns listening to each other about the hardships we've had being men is a great step in starting closer friendships. Go meet lots of men!That sounds exactly like what the scoutmaster told me when he lured me into his sleeping bag and showed me that "special hug".
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
5 posted on
04/21/2005 11:33:44 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: pissant
All that's great....but somehow, the guy is going to marry the one with the biggest boobs.
6 posted on
04/21/2005 11:34:04 AM PDT by
stylin19a
(Always remember - don't ever forget - "2 wrongs don't make a right, it's 3 lefts that make a right.")
To: pissant
#8. Encourage men (including yourself) to feel and express all natural feelings. I've mastered bewilderment, despair, and guilt... are there others?
7 posted on
04/21/2005 11:34:48 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Holding out for a Slim-centric Universe.)
To: pissant
To Men Against Racism and Sexism:
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8 posted on
04/21/2005 11:34:50 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: pissant
11 posted on
04/21/2005 11:37:34 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Chat is my milieu)
To: pissant
#6. Challenge the notion to both men and women that boys are by nature aggressive and violent. 
13 posted on
04/21/2005 11:37:59 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Holding out for a Slim-centric Universe.)
To: pissant
lol
I have a better idea, Ship all of the Feminazi's to Saudi Arabia.
Problem solved :)
15 posted on
04/21/2005 11:38:38 AM PDT by
Leatherneck_MT
(3-7-77 (No that's not a Date))
To: pissant
Ah, geez!
Educate yourself on the ways that women have been oppressed. Ask the women in your life what the sexism is like in their life. It is important for women to get to talk about it with you and important for you to hear the hardships of being a woman in this society.
If Mr. Ex (or any other man of my acquantiance, actually) did something like this, I'd start laughing hysterically. What a bunch of tripe! These feminists really need to get over themselves.
Wish I could think of something funny to say about this, but...
18 posted on
04/21/2005 11:40:18 AM PDT by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: pissant
Always remember the true nature of ALL women and ALL men: strong, loving, intelligent, zestful, cooperative, assertive, confident and tender. How can a man be any of these things if he's worrying about saying something "sexist"? Somehow, I don't think the authors really want men to be "strong" and "assertive". ;)
19 posted on
04/21/2005 11:40:29 AM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: pissant
23 posted on
04/21/2005 11:43:21 AM PDT by
dakine
To: pissant
28 posted on
04/21/2005 11:49:47 AM PDT by
NoClones
To: pissant
Aren't Onion articles forbidden?
31 posted on
04/21/2005 11:50:44 AM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(Never apologise, never explain.)
To: pissant
that explains why when chicks light up like xmas trees when they find out i have a masters degree in engineering.
34 posted on
04/21/2005 11:51:49 AM PDT by
ken21
(if you didn't see it on tv, then it didn't happen. /s)
To: pissant
Men's largest conditioning comes from being forced to act like we have no feelings (e.g. "Big boys don't cry", "You're acting like a girl/sissy"). This conditioning is what eventually makes men take on all of the inhuman roles we are expected to play in society. Like putting on a fire helmet and going into the burning World Trade Center to rescue victims? Should they have held a tribal drumming session or a poetry slam, instead? ;)
37 posted on
04/21/2005 11:52:42 AM PDT by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: pissant
Be sure to sit down while going to the bathroom. Color coordinate your socks and belt. Listen to lots of Elton John. Go shopping with her, and become aware of how to match purses and shoes. Try to channel Alan Alda.
38 posted on
04/21/2005 11:53:40 AM PDT by
Richard Kimball
(It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
To: pissant
41 posted on
04/21/2005 11:54:39 AM PDT by
sauropod
(De gustibus non est disputandum)
To: pissant
Reminds me of the old line, paraphrased here as my memory isn't very good -
'You have to show you are sincere. If you can fake that you have it made.'
44 posted on
04/21/2005 11:56:06 AM PDT by
doubled
("If it weren't for luck, I would have won every hand.")
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