[JenB]

We're going to a G&S play! "The Mikado" is being put on at the college.

[RMDupree]

You both are going out and doing something so cultured and I'll prolly be back at the bowling alley watching folks sing off-key. LOL!

[ExGeeEye]

To sit in sullen silence in a

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In a pestilential prison with a

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Awaiting the sensation of a

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From a cheap and chippy chopper on a

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Bet it gets an encore...