I hope not.
Posted on 04/18/2005 6:37:52 PM PDT by FreedomCalls
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.
A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.
On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.
Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.
However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.
Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."
You might wanna let Bea Arthur know about this the next time you two do lunch.
You win the award of the month for creative replies! A clink of the glasses, and a tip o' the hat!
Oops....I guess I better turn down the "audible click" on my laptop keyboard, then....;))
[Jerry Seinfeld's monster mobile phone was my first thought]
I think we've got a winner here.
Your screen name and this article... several possibilities.
This thread is hilarious.
I am doubled over in laughter.
OMG! Howling here! You owe me a new keyboard!!! Wait...make that a cell phone!
You win the award of the month for creative replies! A clink of the glasses, and a tip o' the hat!
Thank heaven it wasn't one of those vidcam-phones....:-P
That looks like the "Madonna" model...
"We're sorry but the party you called is too available to take your call. Please try your call again."
Gee you really think she had a phone that big? (smirk)
I hope not.
I reckon when she says her knickers are ringing she hasn't had a wee accident, as it were! ;-)
Sometimes a cave is just a cave.
LOL
And if she gets too excited, that thing is gonna....
Nevermind.
lol!
Nothing could be finer
than to dial up her vagina
in the mor-r-r-r-r-r-ning
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