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Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina
FemaleFirst ^
| April 18, 2005, 2:23:14
| Staff
Posted on 04/18/2005 6:37:52 PM PDT by FreedomCalls
Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina.
They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.
A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant.
Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it.
On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched.
Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina.
However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.
Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this."
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KEYWORDS: airports; justdamn; stinkphone; stripsearches; terror; tsa
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What will this do to TSA airport search procedures? It could have been a bomb.
To: FreedomCalls
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:38:50 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(But what do I know? I'm just a right-wing nut in his PJs whackin' on a keyboard..)
To: FreedomCalls
You had me right up until the letter 's' at the end of "Phones."
Multiple phones?
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:39:12 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
To: FreedomCalls
She should ring up Slick Willie on her new phone... I'm sure he'd be interested.
To: FreedomCalls
Taking "hands free" to a whole new level of technology.
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:04 PM PDT
by
highflight
(from a distance - buzzards might appear as eagles.)
To: FreedomCalls
Let me guess, she used her one phone call to call herself? There's about a million jokes here.
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:21 PM PDT
by
NavVet
(“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
To: FreedomCalls
did I read that correctly?
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:25 PM PDT
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: FreedomCalls; mhking; cyborg; Lazamataz; dighton; beyond the sea; Constitution Day
...hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.Just dayum!
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:38 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
To: FreedomCalls
Crickies...not inner vah joinah?
If it rings...It's fer you mate...
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:50 PM PDT
by
joesnuffy
(The generation that survived the depression and won WW2 proved poverty does not cause crime)
To: NavVet
It HAD to be set on vibrate. It just HAD TO...
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:14 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
To: FreedomCalls
I think she liked that vibrating ringer.
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:23 PM PDT
by
fso301
To: FreedomCalls
I guess "phone sex" loses something in the translation.
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:41 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: FreedomCalls
It should have been set on "vibe."
13
posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:46 PM PDT
by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: Redcloak
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:57 PM PDT
by
Kimba
To: Petronski
So this is what is meant by "phone sex"?
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:14 PM PDT
by
AmishDude
(Join the AmishDude fan club: "Agreed." -- torchthemummy; "lol, Good one AD."--gopwinsin04)
To: FreedomCalls
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "chatterbox"
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:20 PM PDT
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is not conservative!)
To: FreedomCalls
Lucky she wasn't "electrocuted" when it rang. The lesson for all of you - if you stick a mobile phone a private orifice (as Rush would say), be sure that you push the OFF button first.
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:25 PM PDT
by
BobL
To: NavVet
Imagine if she had the phone in vibrate mode...?
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:35 PM PDT
by
Kimba
To: Petronski
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:38 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
To: RightWingAtheist
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posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:42 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
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