What will this do to TSA airport search procedures? It could have been a bomb.
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To: FreedomCalls
2 posted on
04/18/2005 6:38:50 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(But what do I know? I'm just a right-wing nut in his PJs whackin' on a keyboard..)
To: FreedomCalls
You had me right up until the letter 's' at the end of "Phones."
Multiple phones?
3 posted on
04/18/2005 6:39:12 PM PDT by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
To: FreedomCalls
She should ring up Slick Willie on her new phone... I'm sure he'd be interested.
To: FreedomCalls
Taking "hands free" to a whole new level of technology.
5 posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:04 PM PDT by
highflight
(from a distance - buzzards might appear as eagles.)
To: FreedomCalls
Let me guess, she used her one phone call to call herself? There's about a million jokes here.
6 posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:21 PM PDT by
NavVet
(“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
To: FreedomCalls
did I read that correctly?
7 posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:25 PM PDT by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: FreedomCalls; mhking; cyborg; Lazamataz; dighton; beyond the sea; Constitution Day
...hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt.Just dayum!
8 posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:38 PM PDT by
Petronski
(John Paul the Great, pray for the Conclave. Holy Spirit, make Your will known.)
To: FreedomCalls
Crickies...not inner vah joinah?
If it rings...It's fer you mate...
9 posted on
04/18/2005 6:40:50 PM PDT by
joesnuffy
(The generation that survived the depression and won WW2 proved poverty does not cause crime)
To: FreedomCalls
I think she liked that vibrating ringer.
11 posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:23 PM PDT by
fso301
To: FreedomCalls
I guess "phone sex" loses something in the translation.
12 posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:41 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: FreedomCalls
It should have been set on "vibe."
13 posted on
04/18/2005 6:41:46 PM PDT by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: FreedomCalls
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "chatterbox"
16 posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:20 PM PDT by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is not conservative!)
To: FreedomCalls
Lucky she wasn't "electrocuted" when it rang. The lesson for all of you - if you stick a mobile phone a private orifice (as Rush would say), be sure that you push the OFF button first.
17 posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:25 PM PDT by
BobL
To: FreedomCalls
21 posted on
04/18/2005 6:42:48 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
To: FreedomCalls; Redcloak; Petronski; Prince Charles; highflight; NavVet; CzarNicky; joesnuffy
"Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her Vagina"
25 posted on
04/18/2005 6:44:28 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(Abortion and "euthanasia" - the twin destroyers of the Democrat Party.)
To: FreedomCalls
"What happened to your phone, mate?"
"Somebody snatched it!"
30 posted on
04/18/2005 6:45:06 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Forget the Box! Try thinking outside the Oort.)
To: FreedomCalls
lol
36 posted on
04/18/2005 6:46:54 PM PDT by
tiredoflaundry
(Holy Spirit, It's in your hands. Amen)
To: FreedomCalls
.....and this just HAD to be posted by a FReeper with the name "FreedomCalls"!
Is that what the phone was saying when it rang?
40 posted on
04/18/2005 6:47:48 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Forget the Box! Try thinking outside the Oort.)
To: cmsgop
You might wanna let Bea Arthur know about this the next time you two do lunch.
To: FreedomCalls
Your screen name and this article... several possibilities.
This thread is hilarious.
I am doubled over in laughter.
45 posted on
04/18/2005 6:49:24 PM PDT by
onyx
(Pope John Paul II - May 18, 1920 - April 2, 2005 = SANTO SUBITO!)
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