Disgusting Bumper Sticker (Shameless Vanity)

Car Bumper | 4/16/05 | cowboyway

[cowboyway]

I hired a lady to clean my house in Florida a couple of weeks ago and noticed her car had a "Buck Fush" bumper sticker. I shrugged it off and didn't say anything.

So she shows up today to clean and she's got a new sticker on the back window. "Hillary 08".

Well this was too much so I said to her, "How's it gonna look for a card carrying Republican like myself, to have a car parked in the yard with a Hillary sticker on it."

She says, "You mean that you're not sick of Bush?"

I said, "No. I like GW. And I also like my guns, my money and nuclear power."

She says, "I like my guns, too."

I replied, "Hillary will try to stop the sale of guns."

And she says, "I don't care. I've already got mine."

I just shook my head and sadly walked away.

[cowboyway]

So are you going to hire her again?

Today was her last day.

[MikefromOhio]

you dont have to worry about that one....

[D Rider]

I saw this Illini fan bumper sticker that was blue and gold and said "Muck Fichigan"

These are as old as the hills

25 years ago we had one that said "Buck the *uckeyes." (correct letter not deleted)

[BigSkyFreeper]

LOL! I still think it's funny though. ;D

[MikefromOhio]

yeah it is....in fact, its hilarious...

had he done that on Ohio though, he would have lost the state by 2 million votes....Michiganders are apathetic sometimes....

[BigSkyFreeper]

had he done that on Ohio though, he would have lost the state by 2 million votes....Michiganders are apathetic sometimes....had he done that on Ohio though, he would have lost the state by 2 million votes....Michiganders are apathetic sometimes....

Yeah, thats true. Ohio is largely a red state in more ways than one.

[teenyelliott]

Today was her last day

Good thing. She'd probably relieve you of some of your belongings, for the common good. Can't have one person having more than another, you know!

[MikefromOhio]

Yeah and add to that, he would have gotten another 5% of the electorate that happen to be Buckeye fans to vote that otherwise didn't IMO....

[WestCoastGal]

I would have sent her packing after seeing the original bumper sticker.

[Bullish]

Did you put your money where your mouth is and fire her ass?

If not, why not?

I know I would have sent her packing. She has The freedom of speech to display such bumper stickers, but you are also free to react to them.

[theDentist]

So, tell her you no longer require her services, and hire someone else.

[chapin2500]

"This is a true encounter that happened today."


Your "true encounter today" happens to me almost everyday in MA.

[real saxophonist]

I've seen one that goes like this:

BUllSHit.

There's a car around the local university that is literally covered in anti-Bush stickers. I mean on the sides, the roof, the hood, etc. I call it the Hatemobile.

Don't know who owns it, and I keep a camera in my car to take pictures of it when I see it again. It probably has every sticker mentioned in this thread. Plus some.

[real saxophonist]

Well, except the 'Muck Fichigan' one... 8~)

[So Cal Rocket]

Of course, being a University of Southern California alumni, I'm fond of this t-shirt worn to torment our arch-rivals, the UCLA bRUINS:

[colorcountry]

Employees....you can't live with them....you can't always fire them because you want to.

I've got a warehouse employee who's a pretty darned good worker. We gave him a raise from $10.00 to $12.00 per hour. He said he couldn't accept it because his medicare, medicade, foodstamps etc would be cut-off or restricted.

Can we fire him for that? I feel guilty keeping him around and on the public dole.

[cowboyway]

So, tell her you no longer require her services, and hire someone else

Oh, she's gone. Gone like the wind. Gone like yesterday. G O N E. Gone.

[Grammy]

35 years ago there was a bumpersticker that said "Go Michigan" that sold well all over the state. Then someone pointed out the small letters on the bottom that said "GBBM".
Turns out it was made by a Buckeye fan and the letters stood for "Go Bucks, Beat Michigan"

[Mike Darancette]

HUCK FILLARY