Your humor chip is malfunctioning. As far as favorites, if the Cardinals elect another JPII, they can kiss the North American Church goodbye. No married priests = No priests in 25 years.
You couldn't be more wrong. There are a lot of young men in seminaries today. They are more comfortable knowing that the Bishops appointed by JPII are not putting up with the cr*p their predecessors allowed as far as flaming homoxesuals and feminist nuns making the decisions about who would be allowed to study for the priesthood. Faithful, orthodox young men were always willing to be priests, they just weren't being allowed to study in many Diocese.
As far as the "North American Church" is concerned, the Libs can go pound sand or start their own church, the "Church of What's Happenin Now", because it's clear they're not interested in being faithful to the Roman Catholic Church.
So be it. They will elect another JPII (only, MORE conservative..), and if American Catholics don't like it, T.S. The Church is not a democracy. If an American Catholic can't follow the rules, they should leave the Church. The real truth is, they already have.