I just realized--you must have checked the bio page to see if I was serious.
See, I'm trying to type while I'm in the cone of silence, and I'm trying to pull out enough tinfoil to make the hat--wait--that's producing! We're all gonna die, and it's my fault. I can't stop producing! Help!
If you have your tinfoil hat under construction, you should be relatively safe from Troll Rays. Is it heavy duty foil? If not, you may want to double it before you make the hat. ;o]