If you have your tinfoil hat under construction, you should be relatively safe from Troll Rays. Is it heavy duty foil? If not, you may want to double it before you make the hat. ;o]
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.
Did you happen to see the thread a couple of weeks ago where the poster explained that we must use the "weapon of transparency?" I'm trying to get one of those too, just in case.