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Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!
4/15/05
| Nose mustache
Posted on 04/15/2005 11:42:27 AM PDT by Too much Nose Hair
Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.
As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.
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To: Too much Nose Hair; Darksheare
I'm back!! I am not amused....
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:47:48 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
Comment #42 Removed by Moderator
To: cmsgop
I'll bet if you sneeze, you'll look like a party favor.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:48:06 AM PDT
by
stbdside
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To: Constitution Day
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:48:32 AM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife (The SBR Rules!)
To: Too much Nose Hair
If you squeeze a tube of Ben-Gay up your nose it won't help the situation...but I'll feel a hell of a lot better
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:48:37 AM PDT
by
sierrahome
(Department of Redundancy Department)
To: Too much Nose Hair
47
posted on
04/15/2005 11:48:40 AM PDT
by
bart01
To: Too much Nose Hair
Mares eat oats and Nads eats hair and little trolls eat lightning...
ZOT!
48
posted on
04/15/2005 11:48:43 AM PDT
by
Minnesocold
(Modern liberalism is an acid that eats away everything it touches. - Rush Limbaugh)
To: spectre
It's either that or Nair. :)
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:00 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(So many kooks. So little time.)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Back again for some more?
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:00 AM PDT
by
add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Does your mom still dance at the Nudie Bar?
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:05 AM PDT
by
cmsgop
( Don't Forget to check out Bea Arthur in the "Menopause Monologues" coming on NBC this fall)
To: Too much Nose Hair
Go try and kiss a biker, I think when he gets done punching you about the face and head your nose hair will be the least of your worries.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:10 AM PDT
by
Sthitch
To: Too much Nose Hair
Get your girlfriend one of these ...
And promise you'll only do it when she isn't looking.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:19 AM PDT
by
G.Mason
(If you are broken ... it is because you are brittle.)
To: Too much Nose Hair
In before the ZOT! EEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAA
To: Too much Nose Hair
What is a "follow freeper?" You have a problem that is even more "madding?"
I can only presume you are attending your local government school......
To: Too much Nose Hair
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:42 AM PDT
by
iceemonster
("Be not afraid")
To: Too much Nose Hair
Braid it, tie ribbons around the ends, and call yourself Goldilocks. Or Dorothy -- it doesn't really matter which...
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:43 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: Too much Nose Hair
Did you try the PBR like I suggested? Won't help your nose hair, but it will make you not care as much about it.
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:50 AM PDT
by
mysterio
To: Too much Nose Hair
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:52 AM PDT
by
add925
(The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
To: Too much Nose Hair
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posted on
04/15/2005 11:49:58 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Salvation is more than an experience and a Prayer it is a life changing event.)
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