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Do you have an overabundance of nasal hair? ZOT!!
4/15/05 | Nose mustache

Posted on 04/15/2005 11:42:27 AM PDT by Too much Nose Hair

Just to give all you Freepers an update on my situation that I addressed the other day. Sadly I did not get a lot of good advice and in fact got made fun of because I ride in the back set of my Mom’s minivan. This is not going to change. I will make the most of it.

As I alluded to yesterday, I have another problem that is even more madding. I have an overabundance of nasal hair that causes me a lot of embarrassment. I do trim it every week but it is never enough to stop its growth. It looks like I have a small forest coming out my nose. When I have a cold certain things get left on the hair and it looks gross. My girlfriend has stopped calling me and word on the street is that she has had it with my nose hair. She calls me the dirty nose mustache. Also some of my nose hair is turning gray and the gray hairs look like boogers in nose. I try to push some of the longer nose hairs back up nose to hide them but that only works for a while and they eventually come back down swaying in the wind. I am so self conscience about this that I am always picking at my nose and touching it. I have heard about zapping the hair roots but it costs a lot of cash. And a guy like me how still lives with his Mom and is a substitute Gym teacher does not have a lot of cash to throw around.


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To: Constitution Day

Oh... that's BAD!!!!


121 posted on 04/15/2005 3:01:52 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: Too much Nose Hair
My advice is to get psychiatric help immediately.
122 posted on 04/15/2005 6:26:36 PM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: phoenix0468

ping.


123 posted on 04/20/2005 8:35:56 PM PDT by Brett66 (W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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