Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. TOO SAUCY (ed)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
Funny thing is, he spends more than i do!
A. I think the list is wonderful (and it works).
B. Reading the responses makes me SO glad I'm single.;)
Yes but power tools and sports memorabilia are "necessities"
You may have gotten it right the first time.
Did you read the edited out items???
Hmmm what about furniture, Cubs tickets, clothing, steaks, lobster, etc etc etc?
He's such a girl!
I think Motley Crue's Girls Girls Girls might not go over very well.
LOL!
Breakfast in bed, shiny baubles, flowers, compliments, and A final item that has slipped from my mind, run free across the grass and escaped.
If that's your favorite album, you are likely to be single forever!
Just thanks a lot pissant < /sarcasm>. Now I realize how much I've missed out on being married to my husband for 22 years. His idea of melting my heart is helping me drag my deer out of the woods after letting me clean it myself!!
I found that removing the heart from the torso and placing it into an over that is at least 600 degrees will melt her heart.
ROFLOL!!!!
LOL
Pissant the Casanova PING
Yeah,
and??
:)
Now your talking, baby.
That's you're, dumb, dumb.
27. Worship her breasts.....Every chance I get and the bigger the better for me, Greenspan is wrong here inflation is a good thing.
Okay Mr. I-know-everything...
Is an air tool considered a 'power tool', or is it in a classification all by itself?
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