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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
Women24 ^ | 2/05 | staff

Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant

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To: MamaTexan

If you only knew the serious job I had, you'd understand!


41 posted on 04/15/2005 8:57:03 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: Rightly Biased

Or pretend to listen. I'm good at that.


42 posted on 04/15/2005 8:57:29 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: dirtboy
Cooking her a meal ain't on the list. Guess that's just too much trouble.

My beloved has been known to hit the roof upon coming home to find that I have used three of the four ingredients she had purchased with a specific meal in mind only to create some OTHER entree that wasn't on her menu, and grubbied up her kitchen in the process.

The other day she started to pick a fight with me because I hadn't lifted a finger to start lunch after we'd come home from church. That led to quite a vigorous discussion.

43 posted on 04/15/2005 8:57:55 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: pissant

you mean you are just a boy?


44 posted on 04/15/2005 8:58:02 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: pissant
pissant thanks for this funny and nice thread...it will keep me from thinking about tax day....and knowing that my hard earned tax dollars are paying for methane studies for farting cows.

Thankfully after 12 years of marriage to a wonderful husband....I can say that most things on this list are part of our relationship and are reciprocal.

45 posted on 04/15/2005 8:58:54 AM PDT by all4one (Illegal aliens aka "Guest Workers"....just a PC name for slavery...kudos to the Minuteman Project)
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To: pissant
Wash her from head to toe in the shower

Get busy, boy.

46 posted on 04/15/2005 8:58:56 AM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
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To: pissant

Mrs. Rightly Biased always knows when I pretend. about anything.


47 posted on 04/15/2005 8:59:31 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Salvation is more than an experience and a Prayer it is a life changing event.)
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To: BerthaDee

I'll use the "special" brush!


48 posted on 04/15/2005 8:59:57 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: pissant

So many things to please a woman, whereas there is only thing for a man - keep his plate full.


49 posted on 04/15/2005 9:00:03 AM PDT by econ_grad
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To: all4one

That's good to know. He's a real casanova.


50 posted on 04/15/2005 9:00:35 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: econ_grad

and the "monicas" coming...


51 posted on 04/15/2005 9:01:35 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: pissant

Man, this came close to making me puke...literally.


Whoever wrote this is obviously not married or is melting another woman's heart.

I would like to see a Muslim version of this.
70 ways to melt a womans heart.
1. Allow her to walk past window without burka
2. After she feeds goats grunt in approval.
3. Reduce number of lashes by one half in honor of her birthday.
4. Grant her request to go to the bathroom
5. Suggest that she would be richly rewarded for blowing herself up on bus.
6. Call her your little "71st virgin" then plow into her like a herd of wild lamas.
7. if you're still reading after 6 I worry about you
8. Have her take flying lessons.

I'm done...peace out homies!


52 posted on 04/15/2005 9:02:56 AM PDT by NormB (Yes, but watch your cookies!!)
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To: econ_grad
It's a three-step process:

1. Show up naked...
2. ...with snacks...
3. ...and beer.

We can sorta like the other stuff, but it's only food, drink, and [censored] that we really deep-down care about...

53 posted on 04/15/2005 9:03:23 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: NormB

time to convert??


54 posted on 04/15/2005 9:03:33 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: pissant
Or pretend to listen.

ROFL!

You guys only think you get away with it.

There is a huge difference between the "I'm listening, Dear" look and the "Would she just get done so I can get back to the game" look.

Your eyes always glaze over!!

55 posted on 04/15/2005 9:04:17 AM PDT by MamaTexan (NATURAL LAW........If it was good enough for the Founders, then it's good enough for me!!)
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To: pissant
I did all those things for the first two women in my life and got dumped on my ass!

The first one became physically and verbally abusive and the second one got brainwashed by her feminist friends.

56 posted on 04/15/2005 9:04:30 AM PDT by Ashamed Canadian
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To: MamaTexan

NEVER TALK DURING A GAME. Unless you're asking what the score is.


57 posted on 04/15/2005 9:05:24 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: pissant
Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

Yeah, nothing says I love you more than giving a gift that you want.

58 posted on 04/15/2005 9:07:10 AM PDT by ShadowDancer (As for the types of comments I make,sometimes I just, By God,get carried away with my own eloquence.)
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To: Ashamed Canadian

did she leave you for a womyn?


59 posted on 04/15/2005 9:09:50 AM PDT by pissant (I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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To: pissant

The way to win my heart is through Mastercard/Visa.


60 posted on 04/15/2005 9:10:12 AM PDT by RushCrush (Blind Rushbot)
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