Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. TOO SAUCY (ed)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
They found a food that greatly reduces the desire to have sex. It's called a 'wedding cake.'
No I just spend too much time around doctors.
Indeed!
Shaddup and kiss my eyelids.
You're right.
Go look at the edited out items on the list, and you might be more hesitant. ;o)
Jewelry isn't #1???
it's 2nd to "give her a new credit card"
comment to saucy (edited)
RE: #21
Sometimes, when I've been dealing with the kids all (homeschooling them, feeding them, just basically dealing with them, you know?) my house will get to be a bit of a wreck. When my husband comes in, he will pick up my shoes...only my shoes...and put them away. He can't stand it if my shoes aren't put away.
I assure you, it goes over like a lead balloon.
He got me an old VW Beetle to restore, so I don't stay mad for long...he knows he can just get me to thinking about that and he's off the hook! LOL
The way i'd treat you was not on the list. ;o)
don't toy with me, pottyworm.
Are you related to my husband?
LOL!
What? Did you say something?
you mean you aren't just a boy-toy???
Cooking her a meal ain't on the list. Guess that's just too much trouble.
No, it's not the threads we think are silly, pissant...
It's you :-p
>No comment<
How?
What about Just listen?
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