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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
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Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Oberon
"Hey honey – watch this!"
Then hawk a loogie at the ceiling. When she covers her head with the blanket fire away.
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posted on
04/15/2005 1:03:17 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: pissant
I don't see 'bring her breakfast in bed on weekends ... and start early enough to stick around for the brunch.
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posted on
04/15/2005 1:10:08 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
To: HairOfTheDog
"27. Worship her breasts. (Just don't chant to them) "
Uh oh.. The mental image is just horrible.
It's the scene in Return of the Jedi when the Ewoks are worshipping C3PO.
*pounds forehead into monitor*
Curse this weird sense of humor I have!
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posted on
04/15/2005 1:14:31 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Restrain the duck, he'll tell us all he knows once he's plucked. -Chief Interrogator Bluejay)
To: R. Scott
Flowers to make up for a screw up are a bit trite. Not only that, but the wife will get even more upset that you're wasting money on something that only lasts for a few days.
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posted on
04/15/2005 1:16:14 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Minutemen: Just doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
To: exile
(Whisper the Miranda Rights into her ear)ROFL! At that one especially.
205
posted on
04/15/2005 1:47:03 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: pissant
NEVER TALK DURING A GAME. Unless you're asking what the score is.Or keep your mouth otherwise occupied, right? ;-)
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posted on
04/15/2005 1:50:23 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: arasina
Yep. You mean chewing tobacco, eating a burger, or flossing her teeth, I assume.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: arasina
Or keep your mouth otherwise occupied, right? ;-) Sadly, with some guys that's an iffy call. I could never get quite that into televised sports, myself...
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:02:27 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: dfwgator
And if she doesn’t know you screwed up, the flowers are a dead give away – unless you make a habit of bringing flowers just because you love her.
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:06:10 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: pissant
Well, pissant, 'New Age Sensitive Guy' that you are, I wonder if you can answer this question for me:
If I don't like gifts of flowers and jewelry, does that mean maybe I am a liberal, or am I just weird?
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:22:03 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: arasina
Answer 1. Nope. Just means you'd rather get spanked. A universal desire of women.
Answer 2. Means you are every man's dream. Parting with cash for flowers & jewelry is painful!
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:26:07 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: pissant
Answer 1. Nope. Just means you'd rather get spanked. A universal desire of women. Oh good! I share a universal desire! I was beginning to worry a bit when I realized how much I am apparently in the minority of women when it comes to the flowers and jewelry thing. (Plus the not finding Sean Connery the least bit attractive at any age.) :o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:31:05 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: arasina
That Sean thing edges you toward the weird category. But you're a youngen, so I can't hold it against you.
I wanted to be him as a kid. I'm sure it had nothing to do with bedding down umpteen Bond girls. ;o)
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:36:35 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: najida
If I ever designed my dream house..it would have a urinal in the master bath...saves space, and water, and is neater...
214
posted on
04/15/2005 2:51:14 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(The Dem party is as dead as the NHL)
To: pissant
I wrote that BEFORE I read what #12 really was.
Oy Vey!
;-)
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posted on
04/15/2005 2:59:22 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
To: Temple Owl
The first time I heard that it was Roslyn and Jimmy Carter!
Now, that's an old joke!
DD
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:03:08 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
To: Blurblogger
Remember, I didn't ask you that question.
However, if you would like to Freepmail me the answer....
;-)
DD
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:03:41 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:03:52 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
To: pissant
I can tell by your breathlessness.
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:04:57 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
04/15/2005 3:06:00 PM PDT
by
pissant
(I'm a New Age Sensitive Guy)
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