Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. TOO SAUCY (ed)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
Some bad advice in there, but most of it just comes under the heading of being affectionate.
send picture of Steak....
Oh, I don't know. First, Blurblogger, how much are you worth - monetarily speaking?
Sorry honey... I'm not the whiny needy woman they give good advice for.... Most of these are more trouble than they are worth... my answers in ()
1. Ask her to dance. (OK whatever, there are bigger fish to fry here)
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. (only if I'm in a PVS)
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her. (Once in awhile maybe... but not when I'm on the way to the bathroom)
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep. (sounds a little creepy)
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family. (That's nice.... keep number 5)
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by. (give me a break)
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad. (OK - I'll cheer ya up)
8. Kiss her eyelids. (Wet eyelids feel ooogie)
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child. (I think we're beyond this)
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower. (see answer for 2)
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately. (Bring cheap wine)
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed) (I wish I knew what this one was)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names. (Only if I'm in trouble and you want me to feel like I'm nine years old)
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. (For what? A hotplate?)
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it. (Gee how deep... next we'll quiz you on what my last name is)
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car. (See answer to #2 and #10)
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does. (This I know I can count on you for)
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything. (And even better, go check the mail for me!)
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is. (Jeeze... just drown me in syrup)
20. Call her just before you get on the plane. (I like this one)
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor. (No.... don't)
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down. (Very good one)
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game. (I'll still love you if you want to watch a game)
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back. (Not if your hands are still wet)
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice. (NA)
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard. (If I ever get jealous)
27. Worship her breasts. (Just don't chant to them)
28. Give her jewellery. (Better yet, a horse trailer)
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.) (Whatever)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work. (and for our second date, we'll watch cement dry)
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand. (...)
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her. (okie dokie)
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up. (Please don't)
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire. (That does sound nice)
35. TOO SAUCY (ed) (I'm curious)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip. (I do like books on tape while driving)
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken. (Power tools are sexy)
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new. (...)
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall. (ah when relationships are young)
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies. (I don't need any kind of display in front of bachelor buddies)
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle. (C would make me laugh)
The coolest feature is that residual memory a guy has, so when he's challenged with "What did I just say??" he can spit it back out like a stenographer reading back a transcript (but he actually has no idea what the words he's speaking even mean.)
Then I say, "SEE! I was listening!"
You mean this one isn't enough??
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
RE: nos. 12 and 35. I'll tell you when I get home. ;~D
We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
I see that telling her "You're better in bed than your sister ever was" didn't make the list...
I thought your were just getting kinda excited!
:)
future reference bump
That is why I put in the thing about a second bathroom, just for the guy.
As long as someone else cleans it, all is well in the world!
Are you talking about husbands or children?
I think they're pretty close in that department!
LOL!
Ha! I was thinking that some of it (on occasion) is very sweet, but doing all of it all the time would be annoying.
Huge difference between showing someone how much you love them and trying to live up their arse!
"how much are you worth - monetarily speaking?"
Why on earth would you ask such a question on a public forum?
Why on earth would I answer such a question?
I pick up the check when I take a lady out. 'Nuff said.
Yes, there are times when my wife thinks she has 3 boys instead of 2.
She also never understands the joy that 3 wooden dowels from the hardware store can bring. Instant pirate fight! (followed almost immediately by maternal confiscation of said dowels)
But that's ok, dowels are cheap and the store has more...
first time around was love...second time will be for the money...as you men would say: It's not the size of the boobs, it's the size of the bank account.
"Say that you are too tired to help with household chores during the week, and have a tee time every Saturday".
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Very charming!
50. "Make sure the gardner is under 30, works out 2 hours a day and doesn't wear a shirt".
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Bad Najida! LOL
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