That's me, on the right.
Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.
12. TOO NAUGHTY (ed)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. TOO SAUCY (ed)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex... a. Run a bath for her. b. Give her a full-body massage. c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.
Ooops...Porky Pig alert.
OMGosh....LOL with tears...just too funny!
Ok ok OK ok OK.....;-)
HA! Very funny.
I think much of this list is just bad - almost creepy.
Be sure you washed your hands first.
Not one comment about putting down the toilet seat, or at the very least, aiming carefully..
Wipe your fingers absently on her sleeve...
"I have dibs on Pissant - when Mrs. Pissant dumps him!"
You'd settle for ....ANT, when there's STEAK available?
< grin >
He'd like that too much!
Send picture of steak!
;-)
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
I have a picture of "The Redhead", as a child, I look at
it often and wonder, how could such a sweet kid
have turned out like that?!
How did I know you would say that? LOL...
I'm wondering about #12.
I think the Best thing a Man can do for his Women is when she is going through *Hormone Hell* while she's crying, complaining looking for chocolate, looking in the Mirror saying I'm so bloated :( I need my water Pills! saying
to her husband I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
He should just sit and smile and think to himself just a couple more days and it will all be over...LOL...
Your wiser husbands/boyfriends/significant others are already two days into their fishing or hunting trip by that time...
Save your staring or flirting with a pretty girl when your loved one is not around.
No matter how beautiful or loved you make her feel, these two things can undo all your efforts.
Most of us don't mind you doing it, just not when we're with you, it hurts.
Hey beefster...who's the shrimp?
Grrrrr!
I'll have one of those with nothing on it!
Like I would have a hard time with that one!
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