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41 WAYS TO MELT A WOMAN'S HEART
Women24 ^ | 2/05 | staff

Posted on 04/15/2005 8:30:45 AM PDT by pissant

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To: JoeSixPack1

Ooops...Porky Pig alert.


121 posted on 04/15/2005 10:25:52 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: exile

OMGosh....LOL with tears...just too funny!


122 posted on 04/15/2005 10:30:17 AM PDT by all4one (Illegal aliens aka "Guest Workers"....just a PC name for slavery...kudos to the Minuteman Project)
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To: Oberon

Ok ok OK ok OK.....;-)


123 posted on 04/15/2005 10:30:23 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: exile

HA! Very funny.
I think much of this list is just bad - almost creepy.


124 posted on 04/15/2005 10:31:46 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: pissant
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

Be sure you washed your hands first.

125 posted on 04/15/2005 10:34:01 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: najida

Not one comment about putting down the toilet seat, or at the very least, aiming carefully..


126 posted on 04/15/2005 10:40:23 AM PDT by ken5050 (The Dem party is as dead as the NHL)
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To: VRWCmember
Be sure you washed your hands first.

Wipe your fingers absently on her sleeve...

127 posted on 04/15/2005 10:40:49 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Dashing Dasher; peacebaby; pissant

"I have dibs on Pissant - when Mrs. Pissant dumps him!"


You'd settle for ....ANT, when there's STEAK available?


< grin >


128 posted on 04/15/2005 10:43:21 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: colorcountry; pissant

He'd like that too much!


129 posted on 04/15/2005 10:43:37 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: Blurblogger

Send picture of steak!

;-)


130 posted on 04/15/2005 10:43:59 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: pissant

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

I have a picture of "The Redhead", as a child, I look at
it often and wonder, how could such a sweet kid
have turned out like that?!


131 posted on 04/15/2005 10:47:39 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: pissant

How did I know you would say that? LOL...


132 posted on 04/15/2005 10:51:17 AM PDT by missyme (Don't let the door hit ya in the ?)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Send picture of steak!




That's me, on the right.
133 posted on 04/15/2005 10:51:39 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: wideawake; pissant
If 27 and 39 aren't "too saucy", 35 must be a doozy.

I'm wondering about #12.

134 posted on 04/15/2005 10:58:40 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Themeless Thursday is different from the other six themeless days how?)
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To: pissant; All

I think the Best thing a Man can do for his Women is when she is going through *Hormone Hell* while she's crying, complaining looking for chocolate, looking in the Mirror saying I'm so bloated :( I need my water Pills! saying
to her husband I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

He should just sit and smile and think to himself just a couple more days and it will all be over...LOL...


135 posted on 04/15/2005 10:59:04 AM PDT by missyme (Don't let the door hit ya in the ?)
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To: missyme
He should just sit and smile and think to himself just a couple more days and it will all be over...LOL...

Your wiser husbands/boyfriends/significant others are already two days into their fishing or hunting trip by that time...

136 posted on 04/15/2005 11:01:48 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: pissant
What about grabbing her behind??....that's exciting, but may I offer a more serious one????

Save your staring or flirting with a pretty girl when your loved one is not around.

No matter how beautiful or loved you make her feel, these two things can undo all your efforts.
Most of us don't mind you doing it, just not when we're with you, it hurts.

137 posted on 04/15/2005 11:02:02 AM PDT by SweetCaroline ((I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me...Philippians 4:13))
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To: Blurblogger

Hey beefster...who's the shrimp?


138 posted on 04/15/2005 11:02:27 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Blurblogger

Grrrrr!

I'll have one of those with nothing on it!


139 posted on 04/15/2005 11:03:25 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.)
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To: pissant
27. Worship her breasts.

Like I would have a hard time with that one!

140 posted on 04/15/2005 11:13:11 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (MIF = the Mexican Invasion Force)
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