If Women Ruled the World

deandra.Net ^ | 12/04 | staff

[pissant]

If women ruled the world the changes that would occur would be quite an improvement (at least from a woamn's point of view). Look here to see some of the dramatic "improvements" that would be instore!

[quantim]

ROFL! Mind if I forward your comments to Hillary?

[newgeezer]

Men and Women, Equal Yet Different: A Brief Study of the Biblical Passages on Gender by Alexander Strauch

[najida]

Yes,
but when you do the math,
if a toilet is used 250 times we have the formula of---
Down= Men(25/100 uses) + Women (150/150 uses)
(Women are using it more often in general because, well...we won't go into TMI....)

ANYHOW,

Down= 175, or a factor of 90% downward usage
versus
Up= 25 or a factor of 10% upward usage

Or if you are like the men in my family who pee off the back porch--- it can be 1% (taking into consideration rain, sleet, hail or being too drunk to find the porch).

Leaving it down saves time and energy :)

[AmishDude]

Leaving it down saves time and energy

OK. If you want to clean it.

[najida]

Hmmm,
ya gotta back porch ;)

[Jaysun]

I could never get this. Ladies, gravity is working with you. We men have to actually lift it, and we don't complain.

I used "liquid nails" to fix the toilet seats in our home in the up position. My wife has learned to hover over the toilet, and there's much less bickering.

[AmishDude]

My wife has learned to hover over the toilet

I'll bet she has thighs that could crush a Mini Cooper!

[Jaysun]

I'll bet she has thighs that could crush a Mini Cooper!

Yes, I'd say that's accurate. I don't urinate standing up, and squatting is out of the question, so I assume the "flying Superman" position over the toilet when I pee. This has done wonders for my abs.

[Dashing Dasher]

ME?
Wallflower? LOL!
Oh - yeah, that's it!

As a female executive in the male dominated high tech world, (and a woman heavily involved in a male dominated avocation), I have to say that as women mature, this petty crap ends and real collaboration begins.

I say women can rule the world - but they need to wait until they are over 30 (maybe 40) before we can allow them much power. Maturity removes the need for competition between team members and fosters a true team, "all for one -- one for all", attitude.

Let me respectfully suggest that I rule the world. I would do a wonderful job of it. I would collaborate when necessary and do what the h*ll I want when collaboration doesn't work.

;-)

When I grow up, I want to be General Manager of the Universe!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

PICTURES!!!!

I need to see pictures of the Flying Superman Position!

[pissant]

"Men are only doing what they do to impress some woman somewhere".
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Kinda like college, were you boinked as many girls as you could to impress your drinking buddies....

[pissant]

Looks like a fine book. NOT!

[pissant]

Yep, under that dashing exterior, you really just wanna get spanked! ;o)

[Dashing Dasher]

I dare you to try it.

;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

By the way, I just had my hair cut and look like my I-DOLL!

;-)

[pissant]

pissant & DD

[Dashing Dasher]

I decided to look for a picture to combat that... So I put the words "submissive male" in the search engine....

Boy oh BOY... Did I get an eye-full!


www.subservientchicken.com is a fun site!

[pissant]

I was a little leary to go to that site. I can't believe someone took the time to do that!!

BTW, did you really get your Gwyneth Paltrow locks cut??

[Jaysun]

PICTURES!!!!
I need to see pictures of the Flying Superman Position!

You'll have to wait until I get back to the house. The toilet at my office isn't Flying Superman Position friendly.

[Dashing Dasher]

Yep.