Posted on 04/07/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT by pissant
If women ruled the world the changes that would occur would be quite an improvement (at least from a woamn's point of view). Look here to see some of the dramatic "improvements" that would be instore!
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If girls were in charge,
they'd be snickering about
your keystroke error!
ahhhhh you live life dangerously! ;-)
If women were in charge we'd have a war every 28 days.
As if they don't.
I am a woman and I don't think it would be a pretty sight. First we would all fight over the proper colors for the flag for the world, and insult each other, and talka bout each other, and email each other what the others said, and then we would all not speak for days and days and get our husbands involved and they would fight it out while we tsked tsked over how violent they were but meanwhile we could all go get manicures and pedicures and have nice lunches and send apologies in pretty little note cards with spring flowers on them.
We should not run the world.
If women ran things,
you know it would be us guys
stuck feeding their dogs.
they don't. Maybe in some formerly masculine scandanavian countries...
If a woman ruled the world, the rest of the women would destroy her.
I respectfully request the purpose of the word "if" here...
If you ever need another bodyguard...
submissive woman PING
Yeah, but chocolate would be a food group and eaten at every meal!
And toilet seats would only have one position-- down.
Wait a darn minute. Just because we shouldn't run the world does not mean we are submissive. Don't go getting that idea.
LOL!
All men would love to cook! And we could sit in our chairs reading and listening to music while our nails dried while they were out in the kitchen cooking up a storm. And after dinner we would write our little notes on our pretty flowery cards with perfect stamps while they did the hard manual labor of the kitchen. And we could be pregnant alot.
That's just to DD, she's a real wallflower!
I could never get this. Ladies, gravity is working with you. We men have to actually lift it, and we don't complain.
Men are only doing what they do to impress some woman somewhere.
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