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If Women Ruled the World
deandra.Net ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 04/07/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT by pissant

If women ruled the world the changes that would occur would be quite an improvement (at least from a woamn's point of view). Look here to see some of the dramatic "improvements" that would be instore!

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1 posted on 04/07/2005 12:28:36 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
> an improvement (at least from a woamn's point of view).

If girls were in charge,
they'd be snickering about
your keystroke error!

2 posted on 04/07/2005 12:31:12 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: pissant

ahhhhh you live life dangerously! ;-)


3 posted on 04/07/2005 12:31:19 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
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To: theFIRMbss

If women were in charge we'd have a war every 28 days.


4 posted on 04/07/2005 12:32:21 PM PDT by dfwgator (Minutemen: Doing the jobs that American politicians won't do.)
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To: pissant

As if they don't.


5 posted on 04/07/2005 12:33:48 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

I am a woman and I don't think it would be a pretty sight. First we would all fight over the proper colors for the flag for the world, and insult each other, and talka bout each other, and email each other what the others said, and then we would all not speak for days and days and get our husbands involved and they would fight it out while we tsked tsked over how violent they were but meanwhile we could all go get manicures and pedicures and have nice lunches and send apologies in pretty little note cards with spring flowers on them.

We should not run the world.


6 posted on 04/07/2005 12:36:31 PM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: dfwgator
>If women were in charge we'd have a war every 28 days


If women ran things,
you know it would be us guys
stuck feeding their dogs.

7 posted on 04/07/2005 12:37:06 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

they don't. Maybe in some formerly masculine scandanavian countries...


8 posted on 04/07/2005 12:37:34 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

If a woman ruled the world, the rest of the women would destroy her.


9 posted on 04/07/2005 12:39:04 PM PDT by sharktrager (The masses will trade liberty for a more quiet life.)
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To: dfwgator

I respectfully request the purpose of the word "if" here...


10 posted on 04/07/2005 12:39:17 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: cajungirl

If you ever need another bodyguard...


11 posted on 04/07/2005 12:40:31 PM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: Dashing Dasher

submissive woman PING


12 posted on 04/07/2005 12:40:55 PM PDT by pissant
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To: cajungirl

Yeah, but chocolate would be a food group and eaten at every meal!

And toilet seats would only have one position-- down.



13 posted on 04/07/2005 12:42:54 PM PDT by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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To: pissant

Wait a darn minute. Just because we shouldn't run the world does not mean we are submissive. Don't go getting that idea.


14 posted on 04/07/2005 12:43:17 PM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: Publius6961

LOL!


15 posted on 04/07/2005 12:43:46 PM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: najida
yep!
16 posted on 04/07/2005 12:44:27 PM PDT by pissant
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To: najida

All men would love to cook! And we could sit in our chairs reading and listening to music while our nails dried while they were out in the kitchen cooking up a storm. And after dinner we would write our little notes on our pretty flowery cards with perfect stamps while they did the hard manual labor of the kitchen. And we could be pregnant alot.


17 posted on 04/07/2005 12:46:12 PM PDT by cajungirl (no)
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To: cajungirl

That's just to DD, she's a real wallflower!


18 posted on 04/07/2005 12:46:21 PM PDT by pissant
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To: najida
And toilet seats would only have one position-- down.

I could never get this. Ladies, gravity is working with you. We men have to actually lift it, and we don't complain.

19 posted on 04/07/2005 12:46:56 PM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "You're a luminary!" -- Howlin; "You are a wise man." -- Torie)
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To: pissant

Men are only doing what they do to impress some woman somewhere.


20 posted on 04/07/2005 12:50:19 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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