To: AmericanMade1776
Never take a Baptist fishing, he'll drink all of your beer. Always take 2 baptists fishing, they won't touch your beer.
7 posted on
04/04/2005 12:57:05 PM PDT by
biblewonk
(WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
To: biblewonk
Just love your description of yourself on your profile:
"Bible thumping, father of 8 homeschooled kids, tattoed white trash, ex Army trained killing machine, software engineer, loud pipes save lives riding, organic gardening, windmiller."
Must be a country song in there somewhere.
To: biblewonk
And why won't two Baptist touch your beer?
To: biblewonk
Ain't that the truth. Thanks that one will keep me laughing all day. I might make that my new tagline.
BTW I be a Southern Baptist. Don't drink but man does that hit home.
11 posted on
04/04/2005 1:02:54 PM PDT by
Rightly Biased
(Lazamataz Dead in a Tragic sex accident! See your local obit)
To: biblewonk
This Baptist (chapin) will drink a beer when I want, and with whom I want if the beer is in reach of my arm. ;)
P.S. Love your posts.
15 posted on
04/04/2005 1:10:41 PM PDT by
chapin2500
(Revenge is a dish best served cold.)
To: biblewonk
Jews don't recognize Catholics.
Catholics don't recognize Protestants.
Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor stores.....
24 posted on
04/04/2005 1:27:09 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(I'd rather be a Crack-er than a Crack Ho........)
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