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Help needed for a helpless puppy!!! (Writing a turn page paper! Go away, bad bad kitties!)
Posted on 04/01/2005 10:21:25 AM PST by FuppyDog
Hi my name is FuppyDog. I am new to this site. I am a concervative Yellow Lab who just got interested in politics do to the fact that the Democarts are starting to tick me off and I blame them for the rise in dog food. My liberal owner is a flaming lib who only gives me dry puppy food and woun't give me any meat products like a nice can or two of moist alpo. I also like hotdogs and other meat products. I will do anything for a hotdog and if you gave me some polish sausage I would run of a cliff for you. I was hoping that there are some nice dog loving freepers out there who will take me away from this maddness. It waries me. If I hear the woodstock album one more time I'm going to bite his neck. Anyways here is a picture of me after I found out my communist owner voted for Kerry... Long life Bush!!!
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KEYWORDS: 1dumtroll; 2qwik2zot; aprilfool; dazedandconfused; drunkanddisorderly; idiotic; narcolepsy; newdaysamehippie; schoolgirl; snore; stonedtothegills; stoner; turnpagepaper; unimaginative; yawn; zot; zotmelongandhard; zotmesohardithurts
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To: Bigh4u2
That looks like my dog and that looks like the couch she ate. Bad little suburbanite doggie.
To: FuppyDog
I will do anything for a hotdog and if you gave me some polish sausage I would run of a cliff for you. 
Okay, Fuppy, here's some polish sausage. Now be a good dog and run off a cliff. Ready? Fetch!
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posted on
04/01/2005 12:58:38 PM PST
by
shezza
To: mysto
Wow. That first one is awesome.
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posted on
04/01/2005 1:09:26 PM PST
by
trisham
To: hiredhand; SandyInSeattle; PetroniDE; Allegra
Nice pic! Sandy, Allegra, and Petroni, take a look at the troll killer!
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posted on
04/01/2005 1:29:31 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
To: Zacs Mom
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posted on
04/01/2005 1:31:18 PM PST
by
metesky
("Maine: Last to know; First to go.")
To: metesky
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posted on
04/01/2005 1:36:46 PM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: hiredhand
Good kitty, Pudge! Way to go!
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posted on
04/01/2005 1:51:22 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: FuppyDog; MeekOneGOP
Puppy!Just in time for my afternoon snack....
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:09:32 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
To: metesky
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:30:24 PM PST
by
trisham
To: FuppyDog
Add your own caption! :-)
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:41:31 PM PST
by
Shadrak
("Important principles may, and must, be inflexible." Abraham Lincoln)
To: hiredhand
Pudge! A fine ZOT!
Murphy is envious.
To: MeekOneGOP
Yeah... :-)...and after that, he ATE the whole thing! ...nuthin left!
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:50:00 PM PST
by
hiredhand
(Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
To: Pyro7480; SandyInSeattle; PetroniDE; Allegra
Nice pic! Sandy, Allegra, and Petroni, take a look at the troll killer!
My wife thought that photo was HILARIOUS! As always, I didn't realize it was a good shot until we got back into the house. :-) It's DEFINITELY ZOT ammo!
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:51:53 PM PST
by
hiredhand
(Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
To: andyandval
Aw! There's Murph! Rub him behind the ears and tell him I said HI. :-)
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posted on
04/01/2005 2:52:54 PM PST
by
hiredhand
(Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
To: FuppyDog
This troll was actually pretty funny!
Sadly, what must be done, must be done.
Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons' friend, Richard Simmons?
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posted on
04/01/2005 3:03:34 PM PST
by
MrJingles
("Kyoo no tema wa kore desu: Conger Eel. Allez Cuisine!")
To: hiredhand; Gewittermädchen
Done! It's warm up here for the first time this year..Murph got a little excited.
To: andyandval
Wow...he looks just like ole Pudge! :-)
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posted on
04/01/2005 3:22:30 PM PST
by
hiredhand
(Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
To: hiredhand
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posted on
04/01/2005 3:32:31 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: FuppyDog
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posted on
04/01/2005 4:36:00 PM PST
by
4mycountry
("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")
To: FuppyDog
Please help control the pet population. Have your FuppyDog spayed or neutered. Oh, and give him a shot.:)
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posted on
04/01/2005 7:36:45 PM PST
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(When did Michael Schiavo hire Baghdad Bob to represent him?)
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