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NASA discovered a fleet of UFO's headed to Earth!
Associated Press

Posted on 04/01/2005 8:10:28 AM PST by KevinDavis

APRIL FOOL!


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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

That or yet another story about one of his aides being captured.


21 posted on 04/01/2005 8:18:14 AM PST by mainepatsfan
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To: KevinDavis

They can send as many spacecraft as they want..I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, so I really don't care!!


22 posted on 04/01/2005 8:18:28 AM PST by reagan_fanatic ("Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence" - R. Kirk)
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To: KevinDavis
The Cylons have found the 13th colony?
24 posted on 04/01/2005 8:19:04 AM PST by Truth29
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To: reagan_fanatic

Did you use Geico?


25 posted on 04/01/2005 8:19:08 AM PST by Stellar Dendrite (a PROUD member of the "Blame the MSM first" crowd!!!!!)
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To: Pookyhead

It's a cookbook, ya know.

26 posted on 04/01/2005 8:20:47 AM PST by Constitution Day ("If you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." [RIP Mitch Hedberg])
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To: TheBigB

Sigh...It's already been a long day...


27 posted on 04/01/2005 8:21:30 AM PST by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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To: KevinDavis

Ack! Ack!

28 posted on 04/01/2005 8:21:32 AM PST by Mannaggia l'America
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To: KevinDavis
I like UFO's.....whaaaatt?..(wife speaking)..it's April 1st Nimrod...you know...April fool's day!

JUST DAMN!

29 posted on 04/01/2005 8:21:50 AM PST by afnamvet (31st Fighter Wing Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 "Return With Honor")
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To: KevinDavis
Sorry, April Fools jokes have to be believable enough to get some people to bite.

See Border control jobs outsourced to Mexico for an example.

30 posted on 04/01/2005 8:23:29 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
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To: KevinDavis
NASA Discovered...

APRIL FOOL

Let me just beat the nay sayers to the punch...

Well... DUH!

31 posted on 04/01/2005 8:24:05 AM PST by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: Mannaggia l'America

I've got my Slim Whitman albums ready, just in case.


32 posted on 04/01/2005 8:25:01 AM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: Constitution Day
Klaatu Barada Niktu!

33 posted on 04/01/2005 8:25:06 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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To: Dr. Frank fan
You got me! I was so fooled, I sold all my possessions just now, to prepare for their arrival. Boy do I feel stupid now!

At least you didn't get out your Heaven's Gate cult manual on what to do when the aliens come.

34 posted on 04/01/2005 8:25:08 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
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To: Uncle Jaque
I was hoping that it might have been a flock of Angels a-comin' fo' to carry us away!

Not all of us, but it does appear they are on the way for the Pope.

35 posted on 04/01/2005 8:25:46 AM PST by null and void (innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...)
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To: TheBigB

It's true. Some guy, Orson Wells, said so. It must be true.


36 posted on 04/01/2005 8:26:59 AM PST by Bald Eagle777 (OPSEC Saves Lives)
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To: KevinDavis
HYSTERICAL !!!!
37 posted on 04/01/2005 8:28:00 AM PST by DUH (a merry heart is like a good medicine (unless your Dr is Howard Dean))
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To: TheBigB

(you must've seen my tagline @ #13)

39 posted on 04/01/2005 8:29:03 AM PST by Constitution Day ("If you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy." [RIP Mitch Hedberg])
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To: Constitution Day
They're not all bad!

40 posted on 04/01/2005 8:42:47 AM PST by TheBigB ("She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.")
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