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11/18/04 | The late fairdinkum, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

Posted on 11/17/2004 11:48:39 AM PST by Fairdinkum

I believe religion has no place in politics let alone a civilized country and they should be taxed and their wealth taken by the state. Any priest or equivelent should be heavily fined if they make any politican comments and should be jailed if they attempt to influence their flock of mindless drones.

In fact... I think religions should be purged from society. They are leeches and thieves and corrupt the minds of the young and mentally feeble.

The sooner the better. Don't you all agree???

That one seems like it was oozing with sarcasm.

Commander-in-Chief? (Meeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwww!) A formerly live mouse, as squeaked to Reddy Kilozot.

Posted on 09/04/2004 12:28:55 PM PDT by eruditevoter

Did our Commander-in-Chief act like one during the (in)famous 7 minutes?

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Thanks for the ping, GOP!

Greg

My personal favorite ZOT is of the troll HogDog, who defiantly proclaimed, "I am ZOT proof" - I laughed so hard that it's now my tagline.

Here comes the Draft!!! (Troll's zot-proofing needs work)
Beliefnet.com ^ | Posted by Gomer HogDog, now a Pyle of ashes.

Posted on 01/05/2005 10:38:49 AM CST by HogDog

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1314525/posts

I have it bookmarked but only go if pinged.

This has to be one of the best, especially the Keywords...

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Stop Harrasment at the DU or we WILL strike back. (Tremble, tremble, ZOT!!!)
Author: a scary person.

Posted on 01/17/2005 2:24:35 PM PST by DUsoldier

IF YOU DELETE MY SCREEN NAME THE WAR WILL BEGIN I AM THE AMBASSADOR...We will plague your message boards My Fellow Soldiers will strike back

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Here's the link....

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Stop Harrasment at the DU or we WILL strike back. (Tremble, tremble, ZOT!!!)

Or Stephen Wright, "You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?"

I love it when they bump their own stupid threads. Too funny.

One of the better ones!

I offered to start "American Troll". Trolls would audition and a panel would make snide comments then the the freepers would vote. The last one standing would get to be our resident troll and remain Zot Free with only bad comments being pulled.

One word: Unngh...

You have been warned, That is great!!!!

My personal favorite ZOT is of the troll HogDog, who defiantly
proclaimed, "I am ZOT proof" - I laughed so hard that it's now
my tagline.
LOL!
When I saw that post, I immediately knew (felt certain) that he
was toast! :)

haha! :)

Posted on 06/29/2004 10:37:24 PM PDT by DemsAreAllOnCrack

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ROFL!!!!!!!!

It is the thread that is Undead.... it goes on and on I said.....

I'm so stupid, I got the Zot. Steel his oil. Juwish Modz... Fabulous threads.

This is great, Rush, there are so many and I enjoy each one, but here is a cherry.

How Do I Join? (First step, unzot yourself, which might be difficult).

Posted on 02/24/2005 4:30:49 PM CST by forfreedomfirst1776

I would like to sign up and be a member of this site. Could somebody tell me how to do that? Please send directions to the email address below:

forfreedomfirst1776@yahoo.com

Thank you.

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Classic.