My Living Will (Vanity)

[Dustin Hawkins]

Dear Freepers,

I come before you today to profess my living will.

Should I be left in a state in which I am unable to make life and death situations

AND

where my wife has two kids by another man she is living with,

AND

where my wife has received a lot of money for my injury, and has spent most of that trying to kill me,

AND

my mom, dad, sister, half-sister, and dog do not want me dead,

AND

a Liberal bed-wetting judge refuses to hear my family's evidence

Let it be resolved

That my parents have full discretion over what to do with me.

PS, I also catergorically deny ever stating, in any shape, form, or manner, that "I would not want to live in any certain way, shape or manner"

and further PS: Even if I were to say such, I would not have been able to imagine myself in such a position anyway.

Sincerely, Dustin M. Hawkins

Terri Schiavo Reader Response E-Mails

[Aussie Dasher]

I'm with you, brother!

[cripplecreek]

Can I have you fishing equipment?

[atomicpossum]

But, you forget that UNDER FLORIDA LAW if your wife (who's catting around, having her bastard children) says otherwise, with a cross-her-heart-honest-judge-pinky-swear-hope-to-spit, then THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. Under Florida Law (as defined by Judge von Greer).

[duck duck goose]

nice

[teenyelliott]

Glad you posted something that hasn't been said over a million times on other threads.