FCC unplugs states' rules on 'naked' DSL

CNET ^ | March 25, 2005, 3:47 PM PST | Ben Charny Staff Writer, CNET News.com

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

fyi

[Redcloak]

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh... He said "naked". Huh, huh, huh, huh...

[CzarNicky]

Words cannot express my disappointment.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Naked DSL, now I know why the IT guys are always smiling.

Note to self, do not shake IT guys' hands or touch their keyboards.

[ShadowAce]

[End Times Sentinel]

Those iT guys are jerks.  Always coming over and yelling at ME whenever the computer thingy breaks.  And ever since I asked them if I could warm my lunch up by putting it next to the firewall, I can do without all the pointing and laughing.

 

Owl_Eagle

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I told you they never help until you put the sticky on you forehead. The next time they have to fix my computer, I am going to have to disinfect my keyboard as well. With all of that naked DSL who knows where their hands have been.

[neb52]

Another reason to separate the infrastructure from the service provider. One of many reasons Verizon is building its own Fiber Network.

[tfecw]

It's funny because you need "outdated" technology on the phone circuits for DSL to work. So when you can't get DSL in your area it's usually not because you have an outdated phone network, it's because it's not outdated enough. sigh. Stupid FCC fighting a battle 5-10 years too late, as usual.

[al baby]

EWWWWWWW

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Thanks for the info, I may be one of the rare people that has two potential providers for broadband.

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[antiRepublicrat]

Okay, put me on it.

[antiRepublicrat]

So when you can't get DSL in your area it's usually not because you have an outdated phone network, it's because it's not outdated enough. sigh.

Or in my case because I lived 100 meters too far out. That sucked.

[N3WBI3]

Intel - still number 0.999873464508.

best one on the list..

[tfecw]

Yeah :) there's that too. I'm sort of in a similar situation. The guys a mile down the road have DSL, but I don't get it. But i get cable so it works out okay. Although my bill did magically go up by like 2 bucks last month.

[antiRepublicrat]

. I'm sort of in a similar situation.

Worse for me since where I was dialup on ISDN was very expensive, and I only moved to that house based on the phone company's promise that DSL would be there not long afterwards. So I moved in, waited, and found out that they'd cancelled their plans to put another switch closer to my house.

I was working on getting my neighbor to get DSL (yes, he could get it while I couldn't), then run directional antennas with wireless to get my feed, but I moved out before I could do it. Now I have cable that gives me about 2.5 mbps down, and that's more than what they said in the brochure!

[antiRepublicrat]

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