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Posted on 03/28/2005 1:20:59 PM PST by pissant
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To: patton
Looks like my disguise is worthless
I am sure your secret is safe. You see, most people just aren't as savvy as I am.
By the way, how accurate was I? Just curious, as I have never assessed people I cannot see. Except for the voices in my head. I know they are evil.
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posted on
03/28/2005 2:45:13 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: pissant
sorry, it was in reply to #40 "backless undies..."
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posted on
03/28/2005 2:49:39 PM PST
by
infidel29
("It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world."- T. Roosevelt)
To: infidel29
They look like they have a refreshing, breeze like quality!!
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posted on
03/28/2005 2:53:53 PM PST
by
pissant
To: colorcountry
Because we sit though, we don't have to worry about peeing on the floor around the toilet in the dark.
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posted on
03/28/2005 2:56:24 PM PST
by
Vor Lady
Comment #65 Removed by Moderator
To: teenyelliott
Black birkenstocks; suede.
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posted on
03/28/2005 2:59:35 PM PST
by
Vor Lady
To: Grannyx4; colorcountry
But you have to clean up after the hubby splashes around!! ;o)
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:00:14 PM PST
by
pissant
To: teenyelliott
20.00 - Good thing. Not trying to impress anyone, not superficial, frugal. All good things, and has nothing to do with what you make. Exactly - I do all right, income-wise, and could care less what others think.
mud - You obviously do something worthwhile, or at least interesting, with your time. Just don't track it into my house. :)
Launched a boat yesterday, 500' from the pentagon. Columbia Island Marina. Nice place to hang out.
untied - You are a slob, perhaps a little careless in personality, but not clumsy, otherwise you would not take the chance of tripping on them.
Farthest thing from it, on both counts. My guns are clean, my engines (both boats, all vehicles) in perfect tune - I cultivate a slobby look.
falling apart - You have better things to do with your time than shop for shoes, plus you just don't care. Not necessarily a bad thing.
You would not believe how little I care. Other than as camoflage.
All of the above would apply if I met you in a bar. If you wore these shoes to a job interview, I would simply assume you wanted your unemployment sheet signed.
This one is actually funny. I don't go on job interviews - if people court me the right way, and offer enough money, I will consider their job offer. Usually not, though.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:01:59 PM PST
by
patton
(the curious organism known as bdelloid rotifer)
To: pissant
You got that right! I tell him to turn on the light at night, but he tells me he is on autopilot and not really awake.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:04:13 PM PST
by
Vor Lady
To: Grannyx4
Well, I'm sure you've trained him to autopilot the seat back down.....
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:05:06 PM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
After 28 years, yes. He's a great guy.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:05:38 PM PST
by
Vor Lady
To: AnotherOldMan
*snort* ... got YOU fooled, don't we?
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:11:57 PM PST
by
Hi Heels
(Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
To: patton
My guns are clean, my engines (both boats, all vehicles) in perfect tune
Yes, but what does your house look like? How bout your desk? What about your bathroom?
perhaps a little careless in personality
Do you ever call someone just to call, or do you wait for them to call you (my guess)? Would it occur to you to send a woman a card for no reason? Do you forget little things easily, and concentrate on the big things? Those are the kinds of things I meant. Not careless person, but careless personality.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:12:39 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Well, ow.
I will have to get on that.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:19:34 PM PST
by
patton
(the curious organism known as bdelloid rotifer)
To: patton
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:21:35 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: BerthaDee
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:27:55 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green is made of liberals...)
To: pissant; teenyelliott
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes That is so true. My sister, who used to be in a position to hire and fire people, always said that you can tell about people by looking at their shoes. Over the years, I have come to agree with her.
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posted on
03/28/2005 3:40:16 PM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - do the research, contact your legislators, get this puppy passed.)
To: pissant
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
(snort) Wrong, wrong, wrong. Believe me, there may be a large number of geekish guys lusting after Lara Croft, but there are proportionally just as many geek girls lusting after Alucard or Cloud Strife. Or Snape. Or Kirk and Spock.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:43:38 PM PST
by
Starter
(Trumpy, you can do stupid things!)
To: Hi Heels; mike182d
Photo of man inventing fire
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:48:36 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
To: Starter
I wouldn't know about computer games. Haven't touched one since Pong.
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posted on
03/28/2005 4:56:39 PM PST
by
pissant
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