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9 Types of Boyfriends
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Posted on 03/28/2005 11:46:37 AM PST by pissant

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Touche!
1 posted on 03/28/2005 11:46:40 AM PST by pissant
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I see this as an attempt to avoid FReeper female flames over the 9 types of girlfriends. Wise move. :)


2 posted on 03/28/2005 11:47:32 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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You do. Thanks.


3 posted on 03/28/2005 11:47:58 AM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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I haven't seen cyborg around lately. Where are you cyborg?


4 posted on 03/28/2005 11:50:00 AM PST by pissant
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Q: What does an American woman do once she finds Mr. Right?

A: She keeps looking.


5 posted on 03/28/2005 11:51:00 AM PST by thoughtomator (Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!)
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She was around this morning.


6 posted on 03/28/2005 11:51:25 AM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Also known as "The Liberal" or a "Frenchie".

7 posted on 03/28/2005 11:54:18 AM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away.." :)
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If you ever date a French guy, you'll see utterly misplaced machismo.


8 posted on 03/28/2005 11:55:46 AM PST by pissant
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TEACHER: (holding picture of deer for class to see) "What is it that your Mommy calls your Daddy?"


SUSIE: "Don't tell me that's a Lummox"


9 posted on 03/28/2005 11:58:21 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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(Thanks)
I thought I was seeing double.


10 posted on 03/28/2005 12:01:02 PM PST by najida (I wish I had Tina Turner's legs, Ann Coulter's brains and Paris Hilton's credit cards.)
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you'll see utterly misplaced machismo.

Ya don't say.


11 posted on 03/28/2005 12:01:12 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away.." :)
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Yeah, I forgot to mention the primative dental hygiene....


12 posted on 03/28/2005 12:04:22 PM PST by pissant
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To: Tijeras_Slim

We can always stir it up with "9 Types of Boyfriends of Boyfriends."


13 posted on 03/28/2005 12:07:05 PM PST by sarah_f ( Know Islam, Know Terror.)
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LOL!

Yet he seems so happy showing off his rotted tooth.

14 posted on 03/28/2005 12:10:11 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away.." :)
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To: MotleyGirl70

and his ever so masculine Swatch....


15 posted on 03/28/2005 12:14:08 PM PST by pissant
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very interesting...


16 posted on 03/28/2005 12:40:55 PM PST by cyborg (Sudanese refugee,"Mr.Schiavo I disagree with your opinion about not feeling pain when you starve.")
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To: Blurblogger

What is a lummox?


17 posted on 03/28/2005 12:42:01 PM PST by pissant
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"What is a lummox?" **

A Lummox: if Laz meant what he said here: LOL

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1372460/posts?page=15#15


** Seriously, I think it's a term for musk ox, IIRC.


18 posted on 03/28/2005 12:54:40 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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Got it. Laz always means what he says!


19 posted on 03/28/2005 12:58:12 PM PST by pissant
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I'm Old Man Grumpus, and my wife is Sickly.


20 posted on 03/28/2005 1:00:30 PM PST by Sloth (I don't post a lot of the threads you read; I make a lot of the threads you read better.)
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