Top 10: Things Women Love To Hear

askmen.com ^ | 3/05 | andy adjenzkopf

[pissant]

OK. I thought it was "just get what you need from my wallet"

[MikefromOhio]

what happened to

"what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours"

My wife loves it when I say that one, even when I am sarcasitc about it....

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

If I were to say any one of these lines to my wife, her response would be: "You're just looking for sex."

I know because I've tried eight of the lines already. Then I figured I wouldn't even bother with the other two.

Oh, by the way, sometimes it works, so the article isn't all bad!

[KC_Conspirator]

Me and my wife have already agreed that next time we are marrying for money. Definately.

[WhiteGuy]

What? So I supposed to lie?

#11. "Hey Hun, come over here and look, pics of Michelle Malkin"

[Snardius]

You do that much better than your sister...

[WhiteGuy]

I = I'm

(basic stupidity)

[NormB]

Or...
"get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"

[pissant]

LOL.

[pissant]

and "knit me a sweater, while you're at it"

[Modernman]

"No, those pants don't make your ass look big"

[Unknown Freeper]

If I were to say any one of these lines to my wife, her response would be: "You're just looking for sex."

This just shows that you appreciate how intelligent she is because she has a true understanding of motivation and reward. ; )

[pissant]

Yep. say "hon, look what I found on the internet, Ann Coulter in a bikini, isn't that great"

[najida]

"Don't you dare do housework....Of course I'll hire a housekeeper!"

"DON'T lose any more weight! I miss those pounds!"

"Please let me buy you another piece of jewelry. And tell me all your clothes sizes. Shoes too."

(Granted, there are other things, but this is a family forum.)

[Lazamataz]

The Top 10 Lazamataz Lines:

1. G-d, you have thick ankles.
2. Was your mother a goaltender in the National Hockey League?
3. I'm not interested in your patter, just get me another soda.
4. So how about a little somethin'-somethin', darlin'? (Motion towards zipper).
5. Those pants make you look fat.
6. I've learned to endure the unending torture that is every day with you.
7. I don't want to hear about your feelings.
8. Why can't you learn to be sexy-looking, like your best friend ______?
9. What's for dinner? Awww shit not that.....
10. You SUCK. You SUCK. You SUCK!!!

[pissant]

Just don't say "maybe you should get those pants with the elastic waistline"

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And, as both Oprah and Dr. Phil have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, women love to express their feelings on every topic imaginable.

Only if she is a liberal. If she is a conservitive say, "What do you think about...."

Otherwise no nookie for you!

[ValerieUSA]

Don't ever follow a compliment with, "but, ... "

[pissant]

Very nice!

[tiredoflaundry]

3 things a woman should never believe when it is told to her by a man.

1. I know where I'm going
2. I know what I'm doing
3. Trust me.


:-)