And if you have a friend who always wears a black or red ribbon around her neck, don't ever take it off.
What movie is that from??
Which reminds me:
Once upon a time a young lad was born without a belly button. In its
place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there
was nothing that they could do. Like it or not he was stuck with it.
All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the
screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus never
made any friends.
One day a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in
Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled.
The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to
Napal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a
giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told
to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day
when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately
went to the room and fell asleep.
During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window
bearing in it's mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the
screwdriver removed the screw and disappeared out of the window.
The next morning when he woke, he saw the golden screw laying on the
pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no
screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed...
and his ass fell off.