I give you a stolen bunny with a terrible headache.
By the way, I have a horrible print that I made called "Smeee."
An Irish disc jockey sets up a contest. If you can call in with a word which sounds like a real word but isn't and then you can use it in a sentence, wins a ticket to the Irish Sweepstakes. Patrick calls in ... ok, Patrick, what would be your word. "Goan" Good, there is no such word ans "Goan" now use it in a sentence. Patrick: "Goan and f**k yourself." The DJ hangs up on him. A half hour later, Michael calls. OK, Michael, what's your word, "Smeee." Right Michael, there is no such word as Smeee, now use it in a sentence. Michael: "It's smeee again, goan and f**k yourself."