An Irish disc jockey sets up a contest. If you can call in with a word which sounds like a real word but isn't and then you can use it in a sentence, wins a ticket to the Irish Sweepstakes. Patrick calls in ... ok, Patrick, what would be your word. "Goan" Good, there is no such word ans "Goan" now use it in a sentence. Patrick: "Goan and f**k yourself." The DJ hangs up on him. A half hour later, Michael calls. OK, Michael, what's your word, "Smeee." Right Michael, there is no such word as Smeee, now use it in a sentence. Michael: "It's smeee again, goan and f**k yourself."
LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f****** business.
That's very funny. I use "smee" when I call somebody I know. They say "Hello," I say "smee." The bad print I did is a self-portrait titled "Smeee." There are no new ideas. sigh.