Posted on 03/23/2005 6:52:10 PM PST by John Robertson
Fat chicks with big hair stand out like an elephant at a flamingo farm.
I didn't know that till I read it here. I read this here, too, in response to someone who was making too fine a point on something: My, my, picking pepper out of flyshit, aren't we?
What are the coolest expressions you know? The greatest folksy putdowns? The wish-I'd'a-said-that comebacks. The most colorful damned American ways of saying things?
Care to share? I would very much like to liven up my smartmouth. Thank you, folks.
And for those of you who got nothin'...please refer back to the title. Just kidding: I heard that on FR too.
"I'm afraid his train of thought left the station yesterday."
Alas! Lo! I have betrayed my station!
Woe! Woe!
An insult-train wreck doth ensue.
Woe! Woe!
For I have revealed the source of the Bard's secret barbs.
...I AM UNDONE!
(buttons pajama shirt)
THERE. That's MUCH better....
Very good stuff.
Love the gopher hole one, especially.
Great ones, thanks. Especially harder than Chinese arithmetic.
Great ones, thanks. Especially harder than Chinese arithmetic.
likes to say about liberals "their brains in a matchbox would sound like a BB in a box car"...
you're too generous.
Curly, from City Slickers--right?
Laughed out loud. We had a dog like that. And a neighbor girl.
Loved them. Just remembered one, for when someone loses badly:
He got beat like a redheaded stepchild.
1. Are you stuck on stupid or is stupid stuck on you?
That is so great. Thanks.
I implied, Up that point (which I think was post #44). Nobody had to die for me to ascend. I started this thread.
"1. Are you stuck on stupid or is stupid stuck on you?"
I never heard it like that, but I like your way better.
Dunno, but it's still a goodie.
Harder than the back of G*d's Head
Harder than woodpecker lips
Hotter than two rats F 'n in a wool sock in Joo-Lie
This is all great stuff. :)
Don't forget:
He's crazier than a shit house rat.
Hotter than two rats F 'n in a wool sock in Joo-Lie.
That's definitely in the top 10 here.
Who's getting eviscerated, the lib-Dems?
Click on the link and see.
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