What're you saying? 
Posted on 03/23/2005 4:06:50 PM PST by pissant
1. About six years ago I went on a date with this gorgeous guy. We met up with a friend of mine. He took one look at her, came on to both of us and started telling us that one of his fantasies was a threesome with a brunette and a blonde. Neither my friend nor I were very happy about this so we decided to get our own back. We flirted outrageously all night, went back to his place, persuaded him to strip, tied him to the bed ... and left. Apparently, he couldn't untie himself, spent all night being used as a pillow by his dog, and his flatmate had to free him the next morning! cl-mrsmiggins
2. I went on a picnic date with this guy once. He started kissing me and proceeded to get a bit frisky so I told him to keep his hands to himself. Then he said he was a virgin (at 29) and that he fancied having sex before he was 30 and needed a girl to 'do the business.' He said he would like to see me again but on 'his terms' (no prizes for guessing what he assumed would happen). After letting me pay for all the wine he ended the date by saying that he hoped he could see me again, but after that, if he decided he didn't want to see me again, he hoped that I wouldn't turn into a stalker and bother him at his home! Needless to say, I ran away fast and sent him a 'Dear John' email the next morning. If nothing else, he was hilarious! drinthehouse
3. I dated this guy who said he owned a pub, a nice bungalow in Maidstone, had recently inherited a lot of money and held down a good job. He also told me he had a high sex drive! The pub - he had once lived in an upstairs flat with one of the barmaids. The bungalow - his parents.. where he still lives in his 40s! The money - all in his mind (waiting for relatives to die). The job - he did have a good job, but that was all he ever talked about! High sex drive - he was 5ft 5", so it must have been on a high shelf, because I never saw it. welshgirl
Please don't ever, ever let go.
There was this time in Thailand....
That covers about every USAF/Cobra Gold vet....
Let me guess. The she wasn't a she?
Yeah, always got a rookie on that one...
Gotta pull a Crocodile Dundee and give the 'ol grab test.
"Apparently, he couldn't untie himself, spent all night being used as a pillow by his dog, and his flatmate had to free him the next morning! cl-mrsmiggins "
Thats not ALL that dog used me for. I'll never be the same,
DAMN THEM!
Hopefully you were tied belly side up.
SO9
Stop right there. Too short for a guy, IMO.
That's how tall I am.
No thanks, I'm busy tonight ... I have to ... umm ... wash the neighbors.
I think both men and women have had dates from hell. Here's one of mine: A co-worker fixed me up with her cousin. Nice looking fellow. After asking me where I lived in NYC, he asked where I would like to go to dinner close to home. Much to my surprise, when we got to the restaurant, he tossed me out of the car, snarling: "All you New York City girls are as ugly as DOGS!" and drove off.
Hey, el-creepo, I may not have been Miss America, but was not all that bad.
Allright MG, tell us about one of your previous DFHs.
What're you saying?
8-{]
Will there be Video later?
SO9
Oh my God! I hope you had time to slap him accross the face!!
What're you saying? 
Ohh, that's right, you haven't actually met Nully yet.
SO9
I put my height on my profile (5' 9") and it's like a challenge to every short man to IM me. That was not my intention!
http://profiles.yahoo.com/dittoheadbabe
I can't say that I have.
Did have one I was dating for a time decide to go after a famous athlete out of thin air.
She took lessons from the pro (in many things it turned out), was almost stalking this guy for marriage and ended up unmarried and pregnant.
That almost counts I think.
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