You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control - Female....Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
Good ones! LOL!
LOL!!!!!
Thank you Mayor!
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Thanks, Mayor. Makes sense to me. :)
The year 2029-----
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
* France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
* 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
* Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
And last but certainly not the least... (I love it)..
* Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.
LOL... I really like your list of the sex of non-living things.
I have a bit of an issue with your #3:
3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
I seem to find that tires are more often UNDER-inflated. Does that change anything?