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The Best Quotes From South Park
Right Wing News ^ | John Hawkins

Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans

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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

***The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized.***

Well you need to see the movie, and "Scott Tenorman Must Die", and last week's new episode where Mr. Garrison has a sex change. and Here Comes the Neighborhood. Those should keep you traumatized for years to come.


61 posted on 03/17/2005 11:27:51 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: billbears; tallhappy
South Park Republican?

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You betcha... Better than the New "Bigger Government" crap we have currently.

62 posted on 03/17/2005 11:30:05 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Sooner or later, you have to stand your ground. Whether anyone else does or not. - Michael Badnarik)
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To: Clemenza

***Cartman, Marsh, Borislavky and McCormick.***

Broflovski. and McKormick. =P


63 posted on 03/17/2005 11:33:13 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: Sonny M
They did an episode (weird one too) about the catholic church and child molestation. They've hit on a wide variety of targets, but they do prefer hitting on liberals more.

That one was pretty weird, with the giant spider...

I kind of liked the message though- the honest Catholic priest demanding that the Church hierarchy reform its approach to the whole scandal and worry about its parishioners first and foremost.

64 posted on 03/17/2005 11:34:27 AM PST by Modernman ("They're not people, they're hippies!"- Cartman)
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To: cspackler

***Yes, I've had "discussions" with OC in the past, what a stick he was. He probably got a little "over stimulated" watching HeeHaw reruns, if you know what I mean... ***

Red Rocket? =P


65 posted on 03/17/2005 11:34:32 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: Modernman

"Hippies HATE deathmetal."


66 posted on 03/17/2005 11:36:52 AM PST by MacDorcha ("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
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To: Zeppelin

"I need about...tree-fiddy."


67 posted on 03/17/2005 11:37:29 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Clemenza
Mostly bitter old men like O.C. (Old Cracker), who has since been banned.

He has? What'd he do? I only remember seeing him on the South Park threads, so I have no idea what he was like elsewhere.

Incidentally, anybody else think the original article's favorite South Park lines weren't necessarily all that good? I kept thinking "awww, there's way better stuff from SP, I just can't remember any of it right now."

68 posted on 03/17/2005 11:38:15 AM PST by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans
CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. TASTE LIKE CRAB. LOOK LIKE PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE. CRAB PEOPLE...


69 posted on 03/17/2005 11:39:13 AM PST by Guvmint_Cheese (Beware of virgin porcupines bearing antichrists...)
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To: Rise of South Park Republicans
What's the matter Stan? You seem down.
I just can't concentrate, cause my dog is gay.
Well, you know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Oh stop filling his head with that queer loving propaganda.
Say what? You of all people should be sympathetic.
What do you mean?
Well you're gay, aren't you?
What? What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay.
Well, you sure do act like it.
I just act that way to get chicks, dumb ---.

70 posted on 03/17/2005 11:39:46 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Zeppelin

Mr. Garrison: "I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag. Hey guys, this girl is staying a woman! Who wants to pound my vaj? Girl power!"


71 posted on 03/17/2005 11:39:57 AM PST by Modernman ("They're not people, they're hippies!"- Cartman)
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To: Modernman
That one was pretty weird, with the giant spider...

Somone told me that there was supposed to be an inside joke in referance to the spider, I don't know what it is though, maybe some south park afficinado can clue me in.

72 posted on 03/17/2005 11:40:31 AM PST by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: tallhappy

Why would somebody who thinks SP Republicans are "liberal" even WANT our support?

If you have any feelings for a true conservative idea, you would prefer it be represented best, not most. You should prefer quality over quantity in this stage.

Thanking someone you called the enemy for support is a sure way to lose that support... or at least get left in the dust.


73 posted on 03/17/2005 11:40:47 AM PST by MacDorcha ("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
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To: Guvmint_Cheese
Teacher: "Present them."

Cartman: "Touche, teacher, touche."

74 posted on 03/17/2005 11:40:56 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: tallhappy
There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals.

Why is that? Because they don't want censorship laws banning shows like southpark? Is that what you consider to be a true conservative? Should we go grow beards, wear overalls and raise barns? That's a true conservative?

75 posted on 03/17/2005 11:42:46 AM PST by Texaggie79 (Did I just say that?)
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To: prion
I agree

I just wanted to see other ppl's favorites

76 posted on 03/17/2005 11:43:07 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans (The Founding Fathers wanted disagreements as long as we all agree America kicks as* - Eric Cartman)
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To: BJClinton

Only literalist translations made by people who really don't know what's going on.

In one episode that comes to mind, the town discovered that they could eat using their rears and poop out their mouths. They also decided to be become atheists. Everytime they made an atheistic comment, they would literally spew crap!

That seems to be a very pro-religious statement to me. Albeit it was vulgar, but the point came across to those willing to listen.


77 posted on 03/17/2005 11:43:10 AM PST by MacDorcha ("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
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To: mozrock

lol We all have to do our part. Where I come from we were voting Republican since the Civil War, but my wife's family is hardcore Dixiecrat. One by one I lure them to the light. Her dad is one tough confederate nut to crack though.


78 posted on 03/17/2005 11:44:14 AM PST by BJClinton (“Give me your DUmmies, your Idiots, your Leftist Wackos yearning to be sanity free.” ~PJ-Comix)
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To: tallhappy
I'm a liberal's worst nightmare; a right wing, conservative, Southern Baptist, red-neck, blue collar, American Pitbull owning, American Indian, Southpark Republican.
acad1228

79 posted on 03/17/2005 11:45:16 AM PST by acad1228 ("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
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To: Sonny M

They are by NO MEANS fair. They poke the republicans, they LANCE democrats.

I love the guys.


80 posted on 03/17/2005 11:46:03 AM PST by MacDorcha ("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
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