Posted on 03/16/2005 8:49:20 AM PST by pissant
JUST call him "SpongeBob PornPants." David Hillenbrand, who has worked on such family-friendly fare as "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" and "You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party," has cast porn strumpet Jasmin St. Claire as the star of his "National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2: Semester at Sea."
St. Claire is best known for setting a "gang bang" world record by having sex with 300 men on camera in one day. Hillenbrand, who wrote lyrics for the "SpongeBob" movie and was music producer for the 1995 Olsen Twins straight-to-video caper, is co-directing "Dorm Daze 2" with his brother, Scott.
St. Claire originally landed a bit part in the raucous R-rated comedy, but Hillenbrand was said to be so blown away by her performance, he tapped her as the lead.
Hillenbrand could not be reached for comment yesterday. A red-faced rep for Nickelodeon, SpongeBob's home network, told PAGE SIX yesterday: "This is ridiculous. This sponge generates more gossip than Paris Hilton."
It certainly has been a scandalous year for SpongeBob. Back in January, media-happy moralizer Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family group accused the cartoon character and his fellow kiddie icon, Barney the Dinosaur, of participating in a "pro-homosexual video" mailed to 60,000 elementary schools nationwide.
In truth, the video encourages only "tolerance" and says nothing about gays or sexuality. Focus on the Family tied its claim to the Web site of the video's creator, the We Are Family Foundation, which urges acceptance of differences of "sexual identity."
But the gap-toothed sponge — who has a habit of holding hands with his pink sidekick, Patrick Starfish — does little to quash the rumors on the video, in which he's shown dancing to the disco classic "We Are Family" with gay icon Diana Ross.
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Nope, not quite the way I would have worded it.
Sponge-worthy thread? I think not.
Please forgive me for having been in a bubble , apparently ... but I didnt' know that Diana Ross was some kinda gay icon.
That kinda muddies a lot of good Motown music for me.
Do you think she could have used a spounge after that :-)
she probably took 2 at a time.
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