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40th Birthday Plunges Keanu Reeves Into Depression
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| 03-15-2005
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Posted on 03/15/2005 7:17:49 PM PST by ServesURight
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To: flying Elvis
Its late but I gotta give you an LOL for that one! ;-)
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posted on
03/15/2005 9:15:48 PM PST
by
Tunehead54
(I'm not winking - this way I only have to hit the shift key once - so I'm lazy! ;-)
To: Pearls Before Swine
T'hell w/the Porsche, Keanu.
Just take another bus ride.
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posted on
03/15/2005 9:16:53 PM PST
by
SAJ
To: Paleo Conservative
I'd be depressed if I thought your comment was funny.
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posted on
03/15/2005 9:47:08 PM PST
by
albertabound
(It's good to beeeee Albertabound.)
To: Baynative
: Selkie
...most people who lose babies don't make a million bucks every few weeks because they were born with a cute smile ...and they don't get to dress up and be adored because they got dressed up to be adored... and the rest of those who lose babies have to deal with the loss and pay the bills and suffer the predators who descend on them in the worst time of their lives. THEY DON'T HAVE AGENTS AND Loi-YAHS TO HANDLE IT ALL>>>>>
Sorry but having tons of money doesn't make up for losing a child.
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posted on
03/15/2005 9:55:45 PM PST
by
Selkie
(Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.)
To: ServesURight
40th birthday plunges Keanu into depression Oh woe! Oh woe!
Let us all proceed collectively to the nearest cliff where we will throw ourselves off.
Oh woe! Oh woe!
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posted on
03/15/2005 9:56:58 PM PST
by
Euro-American Scum
(A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)
To: BipolarBob
My wife still is not enamored with the idea. Well the difference is that my wife LOVES riding motorcycles. I might end up buying her one too. Not to mention that at the end of this year, I will get my 2500 Hi Output Cummings Diesel Dodge to tow our trailer.
Bottom line is... enjoy life to the fullest while you can. Everything else is just small talk!
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posted on
03/15/2005 10:06:48 PM PST
by
danmar
("No person is so grand or wise or perfect as to be the master of another person." Karl Hess)
To: ServesURight
"Help me out, dad, but tell me: is that some freakin' Ernest Hemingway wannabe contemplatin' blowin' his head off in that fancy Hol-lee-wood mansion at the top of Millionaire Mountain?
"I got news for ya Kee-yahoo: nobody's give's a gnat's left nut until you've tried LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! So make like a frickin' tree, and SHUT YER YAPPER!!!"
/end Matt Foley rant.
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:52:18 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: BradyLS
Keanu, Chris Farley never got the chance to be depressed about his fortieth. Count your blessings.
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:55:02 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(The Irish Sumo, R.I.P.)
To: ServesURight
The Matrix star says the months since his birthday last September have been a time of reflection, which quickly escalated into morbid brooding about how many years he has left before he dies. Let me see, you have millions of dollars, you realize you will not live forever. Do you...
A.) Have a blast while you last.
Or
B.) Brood about it.
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:55:40 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.)
To: ServesURight
You put one foot in front of the other.
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:56:44 PM PST
by
AndrewC
(All these moments are tossed in lime, like trains in the rear.)
To: ServesURight
Wait till you hit 50... :o)
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:57:50 PM PST
by
traumer
To: ServesURight
Wow! This is the first time this happened to anyone!
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posted on
03/27/2005 12:59:27 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(50 trillion sovereign cells working together in relative harmony)
To: ServesURight
Keanu better watch what he says.
George Felos and Judge Greer could make something of this statement!
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posted on
03/27/2005 1:14:12 PM PST
by
Gritty
("Abortion is an issue liberals believe is best voted on by groups of nine or fewer"--AnnCoulter)
To: BipolarBob
Get her a little Honda scooter. I love mine. Tell her stop being so unnerved. You can get wiped out crossing the street.
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posted on
03/27/2005 1:15:59 PM PST
by
cyborg
(Sudanese refugee,"Mr.Schiavo I disagree with your opinion about not feeling pain when you starve.")
Comment #135 Removed by Moderator
To: JF421
Also, reading over these recent posts. Most of the people posting sound like they have a 5th grade education. No wonder they don't understand existential issues, they don't see the big picture. They simply breathe, drink beer, and stay dumb. Bugs also have a similiar existences.
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posted on
01/22/2006 5:38:45 PM PST
by
JF421
To: JF421
Most of the people posting sound like they have a 5th grade education.Most of us are educated enough not to do certain things on electric fences.
To: Uncle Vlad
exactly what I was going to say
To: Selkie
Hah, I dunno about anyone else, but I'm looking forward to 40! I like who I am much better now than I did when I was 20.
To: ServesURight
About 3 months ago I was in a French bistro in Chicago...
And guess who was there? Keanu!
... with 2 hot babes laughing it up with many bottles of expensive wine.
He didn't appear depressed.
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posted on
01/22/2006 5:59:56 PM PST
by
Blackirish
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