I was thinking about the FBI...oh I agree it's not anyone near to me....I think it came from Canada....but if I'm to be dead shortly they'd have to come to Texas to do away with me.
Invite them for dinner, then introduce them to your 12 guage. Would make for some interesting after dinner conversation. Something like this:
"So, you wish to kill me huh?"
"Why, yes I do."
"Well then you must run the guantlet of buck shot first, here look this way." BOOM!!
"Would you like an after dinner mint with your buck shot?"
No Answer.
"Well, better get the shovel, I've been needing some fertilizer for the garden for some time now anyway."
HEHE