Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
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I was sure that was you with that stogie!
Interesting as in "hmmm, now that is something to think about" and then, "this guy is so nutty!! LOL"
Hey, what about coffee? Isn't that a drink?
LOL Yeah, maybe 16 years or so ago.
I thought some of you guys would like it. Just consider it my small contribution to keeping Freeper men happy.
typical moody chick. ;o)
"I'll have a sip or two for ya right after my after noon nine holes".
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Somehow that doesn't do the trick...
Hey, I need something to wash down the Midols!
"Hey, what about coffee? Isn't that a drink?"
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Yep it is, when mixed with equal parts Irish Whiskey.
Like a fine scotch, you're better with age...
LOL!!!! Beware the Midol & tequila combo!
Leisure Suit Larry lives! Aficionados have kept and updated the old games, and made them available for downloading for free. For example:
http://www.bhlegend.com/php/show.php3?game=1416
And a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all! he he
That game's a classic.
I drink everything except white zin. I must be perfect!
(just ask my fiance)
This is the practice day for St. Paddy's. Gotta prep the liver....
and easy....JUST KIDDING
I resemble that remark! LOL
What'll you have toots?
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