It's a fashion phenom!
Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at funtown.com ...
I like beer brewed in vats the size of Utah.
Which is sadder, the combover or the midlife crisis wheels? Musta been a lawyer.
Martini. Stirred, not shaken.
That puts you in category A: Poor and desperate!
Uh...check the spelling on your homepage. Others might use that as a slam against you when you make such a comment,
Rest assured...I am not one of them.
ping
Thought your girls might enjoy this one.
Guilty on all counts, except GENDER ATTACKING. I admire females highly. ;0)
Looked more like Software Geek who got in with a start up at the right time.
Guinness is a female beer...
Aw crap!!! I knew it all along. You're a dyslexic spy.
But... You posts usually start a gender attacking thread.
We usually get into a "Boys are this and girls are that" finger pointing by post #75.
I drink Southern Comfort mixed with ice, does that qualify as a "blender drink"? /Sarcasm
Where do you want that shot of whiskey sent to?
I can accept that.
Utah and Beer in the same sentence? You've got to be kidding.
It's a fashion phenom!
Well, we knew that, didn't we? Sending it to the girls. I think they'll get a kick out of it. And I NEVER drink pink wine.
Lone Star Beer, and Bob Wills music, it's the only thing that keeps me hanging on.
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