Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
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After the first two or three, who cares?
Keeps them happy though - I would not like to lose their friendship.
True Enough!
And make sure you just wave the vermouth bottle quickly across the top, just to allow the fumes to permeate the rim of the glass.
LOL. A sideways glance at the vermouth bottle works too!
Oh I like that better!!!
Ever have "Boodles" Gin?
Okay, now you just gave me chills...the creepy kind!!! Eeewwww!
That wasn't a good Hmmmm. That was a head scratching hmmmm.
I've had oodles of Boodles, back in my yoot.
Ihave to tell you tho, I had a GrayGoose martini a few weeks ago at the club.
It really wasn't half bad.
The goose is Vodka, correct? I like stoli, the real McCoy of Vodka, but I haven't tried the goose.
Yep, Goose IS Vodka, but expensive and well worth it.
Dave & Busters also makes a great Bloody Mary using that Absolute pepper Vodka.
Whew! I was getting a little worried!
Had a neighbor chick in college that was pretty furry. Don't need to see that again. But I see your screen name and keep thinking monkey (as in simian). So forgive my focus or lack thereof. ;0)
I may have to sample that in the near future. But where, pray tell is Dave & Busters!
I forgot, you are on the left coast.
There is on in Philly and one in Nanuet.
So, I am a woman, and when I drink, I drink Glenlivet neat. Or on the rocks occasionally. In the winter.
136 was for you.
did you mean to post to yourself or has the grey goose nipped ya? ;0)
No worries! The screen name refers to a nickname I had in school. Sammy. As in Hagar. My brother was a Van Halen fan, a guitar player. I had hair like Sammy's in the 80's so he nicknamed me. Darn thing stuck.
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