thanks for the tip
Why am I not surprised in the slightest?
(DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...IT'S PRICELESS!)
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for... Wisdom, to understand a man; Love, to forgive him and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength .... I'll just beat him to death.
What is it with pit bulls lately?
I wonder how many times the cops search a suspect's house and find a Golden Retriever with a bandana around its neck?
It occurs to me that somewhere in this animal's history he had some firearms training. It is the only way to explain his perverse and evil "luck".
He was also a former college football player and had lived in Pennsylvania.
I knew it.