Posted on 03/11/2005 6:50:28 AM PST by pissant
It seems that whatever Demi Moore can do, her ex-hubby Bruce Willis can do better.
He may be 50 next week but his latest squeeze is said to be 18-year-old actress and singer Lindsay Lohan - star of the hit film Freaky Friday.
Perhaps he was inspired by Demi's penchant for a younger partner...
The 42-year-old actress is currently dating 27-year-old Ashton Kutcher.
But bless Bruce, he's five years older than Lindsay's father and she's only two years older than his eldest daughter, Rumer.
The Die Hard star was seen getting "touchy feely" with Lindsay at the launch party for his new movie Hostage.
They eventually went upstairs to his hotel suite with pals, the New York Post reports.
Bruce's chum Will Smith has recently urged him to start dating again after his divorce.
Bruce is clearly a good pupil.
Obviously. My marriage is a success and theirs aren't ... probably a lesson here somewhere.
She looks pretty there. Her part in "Cheaper By the Dozen" was cute.
Would that make it easier to pick her up?
Looks like the bald officer is blushing...lol!
Yes, it does! Maybe she's pinching his tuchus!
lmao! I dont think the officers only thought their faces were going to be in frame...
Congrats on the 14 month old. My baby girl had birthday #1 this past weekend. Fun stuff.
And congrats to your dad, for being studly enough to look like the source for a toddler.
Yup, nasty rumors:
"Her representative said: "She is not interested in Bruce Willis in any way but as the producer of her next film."
Dad's in good shape for almost-70 ... and of course, the kids do look something like him :-).
Happy birthday to your baby! I'm sure she's wonderful. My two youngest are boys; I'd like to have another girl.
I don't think Jamie lynn is legal yet. Bruce doesn't want to pull a Roman Polanski
I'm sure there's a "she's legal" countdown website somewhere for her-- like there was for the Olsen twins.
Come on now, Ananova is the most accurate paper in England!
Kinda trumps Aston Kutcher though..lol!
Bruce Willis has a body of a 24-year old man!
Bruce Willis is also smart, and Lindsey is tramping around a bit. He'll get over her fast. She's history before she's history.
Know that something very strange
Is happening to my brain.
I'm either feeling very good
Or else I am insane.
The seeds of doubt you planted
Have started to grow wild
But feel that I must yield before
The wisdom of a child
And it's love you bring,
No that I can't deny,
With your wings,
I can learn to fly,
Sweet young thing.
People try to talk to me
Their words are ugly sounds
But I resist all their attempts
To try and bring me down.
Turned on to the sunset,
Like I've never done before.
And I listen for your footsteps
And your know upon the door.
And it's love you bring,
With dreams of bluer skies
All these things,
When I seem them in your eyes
Sweet young thing.
(Gerry Goffin,
Carole King and
Michael Nesmith)
Dating a girl young enough to be his daughter. Willis and Moore are screwed up in the head.
But he's got the mind of a 50 yo man, which apparently is attracting to 18 yo goils. ;o)
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