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Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies
AP ^ | 3/9/2005 | AP Staff

Posted on 03/10/2005 1:47:40 AM PST by Pro-Bush

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET

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COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

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Information from: The Spokesman-Review, http://www.spokesmanreview.com


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...Don't expect a reply, time for nite-nite!
1 posted on 03/10/2005 1:47:40 AM PST by Pro-Bush
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To: Pro-Bush
Yulalakuauuuch!!!!!

I'll have a hard time eating another frosted brownie from now on.
2 posted on 03/10/2005 1:51:46 AM PST by Jaysun (I'd ask them to kiss my ass, but I can't trust them not to bite.)
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To: Pro-Bush
Lesson for today: Always make sure that you know where your food comes from

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3 posted on 03/10/2005 1:52:48 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

4 posted on 03/10/2005 1:59:43 AM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: Pro-Bush

1st, the Dentist is using a turkey baster with spunk on patients NOW *THIS*!!!???


5 posted on 03/10/2005 2:00:27 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: Pro-Bush; All

"suspecting that it will only be moments before this thread gets completely out of control and gets pulled"


6 posted on 03/10/2005 2:02:21 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: ApesForEvolution

OMG, thanks! I was just getting that OUT of my mind.


7 posted on 03/10/2005 2:02:44 AM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: Pro-Bush

Is there a statute of limitations for whizzing in a classmate's Listerine?


8 posted on 03/10/2005 2:03:05 AM PST by flying Elvis
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To: endthematrix

Don't eat too many sweets or you'll need your teeth cleaned again soon..."Come back, now, ya hear!" lol


9 posted on 03/10/2005 2:05:20 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: flying Elvis

LOL!


10 posted on 03/10/2005 2:06:00 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: ApesForEvolution; flying Elvis

My funniest (among many)was squeezing a tube of Orajel (topical Novocain)into a snoring friend's open mouth. That had to taste like crap!


11 posted on 03/10/2005 2:12:41 AM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: Stoat

Cool Picture of the cat. Did you take the shot?


12 posted on 03/10/2005 2:13:14 AM PST by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: ApesForEvolution
Former N.C. dentist could face assault charges in semen case
13 posted on 03/10/2005 2:13:25 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: endthematrix

EEEEeeeeeewwwww!

We had a guy in our house in college who thought it was funny to whiz in the Apple Juice and put it in the fridge...he got fitted for new teeth that year! lol


14 posted on 03/10/2005 2:15:11 AM PST by ApesForEvolution (I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
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To: 1FASTGLOCK45

Nope, I didn't take it; I shamelessly stole it from the internet :-)

I'm glad that you like it though....I'm assuming that it was taken with a 'fisheye' lens (appropriate for a feline portrait hehe)


15 posted on 03/10/2005 2:27:06 AM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: ApesForEvolution
I tied a sleeping buddy to a chair and he awakened to a room of people shooting spitballs at him! Or the time I filled his hand with Vaseline while sleeping and tickled his nose, watching him smear the stuff on his face...I had to run away quick after he awoke!

I habitually scared people. It get to the point that people would visit with my roommate and would look in closets and behind doors, etc. to preempt the scare. At work I'd staple pant cuffs to uniforms and watch a coworker attempt to step into his pants and fall over...or the time I filled his work gloves with liquid soap...or smeared grease on the telephone and call him from the other room, he'd have a black streak on his face.

16 posted on 03/10/2005 2:29:07 AM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)
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To: Pro-Bush

Teenagers are getting more and more disgusting.


17 posted on 03/10/2005 2:33:24 AM PST by beaversmom (Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming)
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To: endthematrix

Considering the offending kid could have an allegric reaction to peanut butter which can be very severe. I think the other kids should be punished as well. :~

Otherwise I would say the offending kid did a good job in one uping! :D


18 posted on 03/10/2005 2:45:09 AM PST by neb52
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To: Stoat

Stoat wrote:
I'm assuming that it was taken with a 'fisheye' lens

--> Its way cool! I figured it was taken with a special lense of some sort by the looks of fluffy. One of my buddies is selling me a 5Mpxl digicam, i can't wait to get it. He just got a new 8Mpxl Cam. Photography is so much fun.


19 posted on 03/10/2005 3:37:23 AM PST by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Pro-Bush

"The brownies looked delicious but they were hard to swallow"


20 posted on 03/10/2005 3:41:11 AM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat?)
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