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Advice for Spring Break trip (ZOT!!! Girls laugh at me, cuz I'm a troll-school dropout.)
Hal I. Tosis, as told to Reddy Kilozot

Posted on 03/07/2005 11:48:10 AM PST by Yak breath

Hello fellow conservatives

I am a junior at the University of North Carolina and I am planning on going to Cancun for spring break. I would just like to have some good advice on how to avoid the evils of spring break while enjoying spring break. I know this is very hard to do as it will be tough to control myself as I see a hole bunch of hot girls walking around in their little bikinis drinking cornonas and margritias. The though of that makes me crazy. As a good conservative I have never kissed a girl and won’t until I am married but the sight of their sweet lips will be hard ignore. I will be wearing my WWJD braclet and that should help a little. Also I want to try taquilla because I have heard so much about it and what to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe a few shots won’t be too bad.

While down there I will try to take about doing the right thing and how great it is to support Bush and America. Maybe I will take to some of my Mexican brethren and tell them how great Bush is as well.

Well I hope you guys give me some good advice so I can enjoy myself at my first spring brake all the while remaining true to my upbringing.


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To: kevkrom
No prob... Though noting that this guy claims to be a college student and seems younger still....
41 posted on 03/07/2005 3:12:50 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Yak breath
I would just like to have some good advice on how to avoid the evils of spring break while enjoying spring break.

Stay home.

42 posted on 03/07/2005 3:18:00 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Yak breath
Bye Bye!
Click the Pic

43 posted on 03/07/2005 3:20:50 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Yak breath
Ah, you've been paved. Just as well. I'm told there are customes agents from tiajunna down there in Cancun, displaying their beebers. Have a plant.


44 posted on 03/07/2005 3:20:53 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Yak breath; MeekOneGOP
He's Very Dead Jim!

All your Nukes ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

45 posted on 03/07/2005 3:21:18 PM PST by KoRn (~Halliburton Told Me......)
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To: Yak breath

How about boning up on your spelling instead??


46 posted on 03/07/2005 3:21:27 PM PST by AirForceMom (The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.)
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To: Yak breath
Zot!
47 posted on 03/07/2005 3:25:01 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Yak breath
Never kissed a girl? Kiss this...


48 posted on 03/07/2005 3:28:48 PM PST by SolidRedState (I can't think of a new tagline, so I'll just post without one.)
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To: squirt-gun

My 6 y.o. son just saw this, accidentally I might add, and wants to know why this girl is sleeping naked on a picnic table. Anyone?


49 posted on 03/07/2005 3:35:40 PM PST by pharmamom (So many pings, so little time...)
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To: pharmamom

Too much PEPSI.


50 posted on 03/07/2005 3:41:35 PM PST by SolidRedState (I can't think of a new tagline, so I'll just post without one.)
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To: pharmamom
Because the back seat of the car was already occupied.
51 posted on 03/07/2005 3:48:55 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: pharmamom

Seriously, tell him she got drunk and did something dumb. Which is, most likely, true.


52 posted on 03/07/2005 3:50:08 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Always Right

Why couldn't they walk because they were too sore or too drunk or perhaps both?


53 posted on 03/07/2005 3:55:50 PM PST by oceanperch (2005 is going to be an Awesome Year, which way that will go only God knows)
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To: pharmamom

She is camping alone in the woods.

A Bear took her picture.

How smart are 6yr olds?


54 posted on 03/07/2005 4:02:33 PM PST by oceanperch (2005 is going to be an Awesome Year, which way that will go only God knows)
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To: oceanperch
Why couldn't they walk because they were too sore or too drunk or perhaps both?

Passed out drunk. They had been rolling in the sand and pretty much covered in it.

55 posted on 03/07/2005 4:04:22 PM PST by Always Right
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To: Yak breath

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Sure the wheel is a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.


56 posted on 03/07/2005 4:14:38 PM PST by b4its2late (You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.)
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To: Yak breath

Nice try.


57 posted on 03/07/2005 4:39:23 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: pharmamom

It's an example of a Democrat.


58 posted on 03/07/2005 4:43:38 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Yak breath
Get a college tuition refund. YOu don't know how to spell.

Keep your pecker in your pants. We don't need any more trolls.

59 posted on 03/07/2005 4:50:50 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunkydunk.")
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To: Yak breath

60 posted on 03/07/2005 4:53:12 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
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