Sheesh...that's an image I didn't need. Hair can you post that horse picture agin?
I figger since my life is such a sitcom, one season I just won't show up and nobody will talk about me...
Oh - we'll talk about it... and we'll start a rumor that is even more fascinating than the truth.
But we're not the sitcom - your family's the sitcom - we're the audience. And the audience always comes up with ridiculous reasons why you're not there.
How do you feel about being abducted by aliens?