CSI can cover the episode when Jr. takes me out back to shoot me.
Although, I figger, by the time I'm ready to go, it'll prolly be legal.
I suppose they wouldn't...
Officer: "So what you're saying is you found her naked and dressed her and cleaned the house before you called us?"
ecurbh: "Yeah - and I would have called sooner, but I had to try on about four outfits on her before I found one she'd like."